While you're in cinema, recording a movie that is played is a crime.
According to law, a punishment of 10 year imprisonment or 100 million yen can be subjected, or even both can be implemented.
Should you see any suspicious action, kindly inform the cinema staff.
Movie Thief
NO MORE Movie Thief.
Movie Thief
You're annoying.
If people don't complain, how many time would you have to steal the movie to complacent yourself, maniac?
Huh? You didn't steal anything?
Not really. You just stole a hell of a thing.
Whether it's the first visit or second, you keep repeating the same mistake.
You're that... If I recall correctly, you came for Shinyaku Benizakura Hen, too, didn't you?
Don't play dumb with me. Even last time you pantomimed with that very face of yours, no?
You're disgusting pantomime has nothing whatsoever to stir my interest.
Can't you read even the audience's exhausted mood because of this elongated charade?
Huh?
NO MORE, Movie Thief.
Give it a rest and let the movie begin, idiot.
Ah... my apologies, I kinda got worked up.
We're just getting started. Getting started soon.
You there... apologize too.
Don't apologize with pantomime.
Humanity is gone if your heart is corroded with pantomime.
Ah, excuse me for a moment.
It'll be over soon, so just be patient for a while.
Oi? What are you doing? Hurry up.
If we keep customers waiting more...
You... you're crying, huh?
Ehh? Hold on a sec there.
Just what are you doing?
Can't you understand everyone is waiting?
If you don't apologize, we can't begin the movie.
Oi? Are you listening to me?
Just what the...
You see, it's true that I went a bit overboard, but...
Isn't it your fault?
You keep doing things like stealing movie...
Huh? What?
You're too ashamed of yourself?
Well, not really. If you are reflecting over it, then I'm fine with it. It's totally fine.
Actually, I wasn't planning to get angry like that, but you know since it's a movie and parents have brought their kids here...
...so I though I should say something about this in front of them to impress them, you know.
Well there you go... Now...
How about just apologize and begin the movie?
Ah, I see.
It's fine to have an aim of becoming a pantomime, but 'since it couldn't gather much money I got hooked up on stealing movies'.
Well, well... I kinda understand, but...
If you're going to make it an excuse, it's hopeless. Using dream as an excuse is certainly hopeless, right?
It's like you're the very person humiliating the pantomime.
Well I know how you feel; I'd listen to you backstage.
How about stand up for now? Huh?
Ah okay. Now your dream is to become a movie thief.
I see.
It's not bad, I guess. Better become one.
Become a honorable movie thief.
Well there's no need to apologize now.
Let's just depart from here. Huh?
Huh?
What?
What's wrong?
'Camera isn't working right?'
Because of my slapping your head?
Really? Did I slapped that hardly?
Are you okay?
Want to have a BicCamera?
Being a movie thief doesn't appear to be possible?
Eh? No shit?
It's my fault.
Is it my fault?
Hold on a sec there.
I have collected many points of BicCamera, you know.
Won't it suffice?
Ah, you're kidding.
Somehow, I'm sorry.
Celebrating Shounen Jump's 45th Anniversary
Gintama Movie Production Committee
Why the hell even you're stealing the movie!?
Just cut it out already.
How many audience do you want to allure with this?
Seriously NO MORE. It's seriously annoying.
You see, I kinda made things troublesome so thought I should help in some way...
It's troublesome to the audience, in reality.
Oedo Hall
Open All Night
Our today's job is to keep watch on the cinema.
aretachinu
What on earth you, who's supposed to have some manners, are doing?
Ticket price 500 Yen
Underage people are not allowed
Keep watch, you say, huh... but there's no customer in this dirty old cinema, is there?
Besides, all these people who have ditched their work and are watching porn movie in the middle of the day are not less suspicious, no?
Who're you calling suspicious, freak?
Even if the people here are all useless... there are tons of nice people on the other side of the screen.
We will teach you the proper manners of watching a movie.
Listen up, good people.
Appreciating movie from heart, Act 1!!
During play, recoding movie, of course, and, or helping others doing it is a... NO-aru!
If you see suspicious people like them, silently report it to cinema staff.
Ah, now I'm completely framed as a suspcious person, huh....
Appreciating Act 2!!
During play, keep your phone or other similar electronics turned off.
Similarly, talking to each other or causing noise will be rude to other people.
"~Takasugi samaaa~" anyone who'll spout nonsense like that will have his life-switch turned off, okay.
LIFE
Wait, whom you're saying this to? What kind of warning is this?
LIFE
Appreciating Act 3!!!
Things like, if you don't watch the movie 3 times, you won't get any special goodies, or the gift is each time different!
Beware of this K-ON's tricks or any other similar business strategies.
Wait, how's this appreciating act?
Disgusting adults are aiming for you wallets. Stay alert and protect your belongings.
Ah, we're not the one to talk about it! We did the same thing in 'Benizakura Hen', didn't we?
Appreciating Act 4!!!
The movie "AreTachinu" characters... Girl, Pig, and horse will be separately used on three different celluloid films.
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The movie "AreTachinu" characters... Girl, Pig, and horse will be separately used on three different celluloid films.
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The movie "AreTachinu" characters... Girl, Pig, and horse will be separately used on three different celluloid films.
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The movie "AreTachinu" characters... Girl, Pig, and horse will be separately used on three different celluloid films.
aretacihnu
On collecting all three, you can materialize the virtual world of the movie.
aretacihnu
It's a 3 in 1 gift. Good kids must gather all of them.
What kind of gift is that!!?
Oi, isn't it the case that we three have already collected the three films?
I am the girl, okay.
Then, I'm fine with pig.
Like this, you can also split it in three like good friends.
Wait, I'd be the horse?
At least, let me be huma-
SHUT UP, who cares about it, just start the damn movie!
Who would want this crap?
I'm sorry.
We're just beginning it, okay.
Oi, wait there, the movie thief.
You there, wait a sec.
You're not getting away, you mischevious camera freak!
Trying to get away with it after all that...
Kagura-chan, before handing him over to the police, I think we should check what has been captured, shouldn't we?
Oi, wait you two.
Chances are that it will be some porn.
If we check that, a hell of a thing will be exposed to good kids watching the screen.
It will become 3D movie. Audience's something will come out.
Oi, do you want me to turn you into 3D?
Let me, the only adult, handle this. A little this or that will not make me 3D.
Now, mind tagging along with me?
Don't worry, Don't worry. We're just gonna take some rest.
You're full eager to become 3D, aren't you?
Why are you throwing all the dirty jokes at the very beginning of the show!?
Okay, let me see. Where is the start button?
Is it this?
What did you capture, I wonder...
This blood-soaked appearance of yours... is definitely of an Oni.
To protect your companions, you choose to walk on the path of Shura?
But your calamitous hands... one day will crush every being into dust even that very hands will embrace.
This is the karma of Oni.
The people you love, the people you hate... everyone will be devoured and you will be left alone in this planet crying forever, Shiroyasha.
Gintama
Gekijouban
Kanketsu Hen
Yorozuya yo eien nare
The country of Samurais. This was what our country used to be called in past.
Eh? What? Wait, what is this? Somewhat, something has started.
The country of Samurais. This was what our country used to be called in past.
Eh? What? Wait, what is this? Somewhat, something has started.
The sky that was gazed upon by samurai with hope and respect is now replaced with one that is filled with foreign ships flying around.
Hello? Somehow all that Amanto thing has started.
The streets where samurais once used to greet happily are now having foreign entities passing by.
Oi oi, this is not good. Gintama the Movie is clearly captured in here.
This is... our world. This is our town, Edo.
I don't know where he got it from, but if this gets uploaded on the net our dream to beat K-ON will be gone.
This is... our world. This is our town, Edo.
Besides, didn't somthing like "Kanketsu Hen" appear a while ago? Didn't 'Yorozuya yo eien nare' appear?
The age where samurai have lost their katana and pride.
However, even in such an age, there exists a man who continues to hold on to his samurai spirit.
Eh? Is this how we'll do it? Is this how we'll do our movie this time? I didn't hear any of this, by the way.
S a k a t a
G i n t o k i
The Last Samurai, Sakata Gintoki.
Grave
S a k a t a
G i n t o k i
Even that was what he used to be called... in history, now.
Just hold on there. Wha- Wha- What is this?
Kanketsu hen, it was? This is like Gin-san has really "kanketsu hen'ed", no?
'Kanketsu Hen: Yorozuya yo eien nare' [完結篇 万事屋よ永遠なれ] means 'Final Act: Be Forever, Yorozuya'. It's a rip-off of the movie titles of the anime series 'Space Battleship Yamato'. One movie's title was "Uchuu Senkan Yamato Kanketsu Hen" (Final Yamato), and other's was "Yamato yo Towa ni" (Be forever, Yamato). I've used 'Kanketsu Hen' as it is in translation to keep the Gintama mode on :)
Even though it's a movie, what the hell are you selfishly starting off here?
Normally, isn't this the pattern where you just make a fuss, but everything remains fine actually, no?
Naruto Shippuden the Movie (2007) used the tagline “Naruto, dies—“ in their trailers.
Even Naruto was announced dead, but he survived, no?
Space Battleship Yamato (Live action film), released on December 1, 2010 had "Kimura Takuya. a Japanese actor" (KimuTaku) as its cast.
Even Yamato said his farewell, but he managed to pull of KimuTaku, no?
Messing around with me...
SUNRISE: The production company, located at 'Kamiigusa, Japan', of anime "Gintama".
Didn't I say earlier that if the story line affects the the original work, you better consult it first with shuueisha, SUNRISE?
I don't have the time to meddle with movie thief, now.
I'll just barge into kamiigusa and...
Well... kamiigusa... where is it, anyway?
By the way, where am I in the first place?
Huh? Wasn't I... in the cinema a while ago?
And still what this...
No, No No...
No no no no no no no...
No no no no...
This is not possible.
It's that... that... 3D movie.
CG tech: Computer-Generated Technology.
Recently the CG technology is really shocking, you know.
Well... this is quite a creativity.
These days 3D technology has come down to this, huh?
Instead of things coming out, I'm drawn into the setting.
Is this really okay production-wise?
Well, you know, it's just awesome realism.
Even dange here... that feels like very edible.
Wait, they ARE edible.
No no no... normally things like dango will be edible here... because, you know, 3D comes from '3 Dangos'.
I'm sure it's like that. It's fine. This is certainly 3D.
O my, food offered to him is gone.
Gintoki...
People like you suitable for getting cursed are still around I guess.
"Old lady..."
You too once ate what I brought for my husband; who would've thought that you'd have the same fate.
Maybe this is what is called having a good luck, right?
Time really flies. It's been 5 years since you left.
This town, too, has been completely changed from what it used be when you were here.
If you see this town now, I wonder, what will you say.
The age which you lived in was hell, or the age which we are living in is hell?
In such a state, I can't really tell..
Even though, all are still alive.
Holding onto your wish, in their own way. Taking on their own paths.
Therefore, you too take good care of yourself there.
Neither 3D technology, nor it's the movie...
Then, what is this world, exactly?
Genjitsu [現実]: Literal meaning is 'reality'. The term 'genjitsu' is very similar to the term 'genjutsu [幻術]' which means magic / illusion and is one of the famous term of anime series 'Naruto Shippuuden'. This terms makes a connection to the latest movie 'Naruto Shippuuden Movie 6: Road to Ninja' where 'Naruto' gets involved into another parallel world and see other characters all changed. You will also notice Gintoki saying 'kore' frequently which is said by a character 'Konohamaru' in Naruto Shippuuden'.
Without any doubt, it's genjitsu.
Well, even if genjitsu, there's a bit inaccuracy in expression.
Gintoki-sama, it'll be correct to say that it's something that will eventually be a genjitsu for you.
You- You just talked?!
Eh? Wait, what's this?
Kiki's Delivery Service: A famous classical anime movie from Ghibli Studio.
Here I thought that you're just a gesture-only character like the uncle in KiKi's delivery Service, but...
...suddenly you're talking some nonsense I can't comprehend, huh?
Gintoki-sama, unfortunately I'm neither the movie thief, nor the Osono-san's husband.
Osono san: A female character in 'Kiki's Delivery Service' whose husband just gestured in the movie.
I am, who brought you to this world and who was created by a certain someone, time lapsing device, also known as, Time Thief.
Basically, I'm Time Machine.
In other words, this world is the same world you lived in except it's 5 years ahead.
It's what you and the world will become in 5 years, where everything has ended.
This is... the world after 5 years? Our future where everything... has ended?
It's not a surprise to see you shocked.
But it's not just you.
As you can see the world's gone absurd and you rarely see someone.
30% of population died and 40% migrated to other planets, consequently, this planet, Earth, has been abandoned.
That person has summoned you here, in this age, to change this world.
Who are you referring to with 'that person'?
What exactly happened to our world?
Oi, say something...
Seems like my job... ends here.
Ehhh?
Wait a sec!
What do you mean job?
All you did was bringing me here and getting broken all on your own...
All you did was pissing me off, by the way.
I've guided you to the town, rest is... up to you.
Isn't it just that you're shoving off the responsibility?
It's the same as if someone goes to have a steak and gets a living cow, instead, no?
Change the future? Just what am I supposed to do?
Besides, if you get broken how would I be able to go back to my own world?
Oi? metal box.
Put this on your forehead.
You're an entity that shouldn't exist in this world.
If you put this sno- device, no one would be able to recognize you. You'd become a different person.
Didn't you say snot? You said snot, right?
Be careful and don't let others know your identity.
First, find Gengai-sama, please.
He should help you out.
Oi, wait, are you going to leave me alone in this world?
Gintoki-sama, you're not alone here.
It's true that the world has changed, but...
...no matter how much the world changes, the age changes, there are things that can't be changed.
I hope... the future... with your hands.
Oi, hang in there, Oi? Oiii?
Th- this is the worst.
What should I do?
Oi oi, nii-chan.
What are you doing in the middle of the road?
Thanks to you my beloved bike's body has been damaged, you know.
Mind leaving all the money you got for the repair, huh?
Annoying guys seem to be transformed from a different anime, by the way.
It's become more like 'Hokuto no Gin', by the way.
Hakuto no Gin (Gin of North Star): Reference to anime 'Hokuto no Ken' (Fist of North Star).
Hokuto no Gin
Umm, I'm sorry about that.
Please forgive me.
I'm a bit confused right now, so I'm not in-
Huh? Oi, Aniki, this guy's not wearing any mask.
Are you serious?
Wandering around Edo without putting a mask on is the same as Ogura-san jumping into typhoon.
Perhaps this guys doesn't know about BYAKUSO?
Hakuso [歯糞]: It means Plaque.
HAKUSO?
Ah! I thought you people were covering your ugly faces, but you just forgot to brush your teeth.
Not HAKUSO; it's BYAKUSO!
Are you sane, for crying out loud?
This guy appears to have come from some distant rural area where BYAKUSO hasn't spread yet.
Oi, while you're at it, leave all of your clothes too.
Without mask, it's same as wearing nothing.
Stop it.
Visiting this planet for vacation, either you're very brave or a complete fool; nevertheless, if you don't want to die, then leave.
Whether you're a country bumpkin or a thug, I won't allow you to desecrate this town any further.
Then again, seeing that you believe mere masks will protect you from BYAKUSO infection, I wonder who's bumpkin here.
Huh? What's wrong with you? Don't look down on us!
Hurry up and leave.
I will restrain them here.
Oi, finish him up already.
Tha- That is...
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That bokutou is...
Bokutou [木刀]: It means wooden sword.
What is this guy, he's too strong.
Oi, That...
That bokutou...
That glasses...
Don't tell me...
DON'T tell me...
Gyaa gyaa gyaa gyaa... you're too annoying; is this a mating season, bastards?
Yo- Yorozuya is here.
Yorozuya Shinpachi-san is here!
He's... he is the odd-jobber who's hunting down the thugs around lately!?
Eh? What- Ehhhh?
Why are standing still!?
Eh? What- Ehhhh?
Just finsish him off now!
Yo- Yorozuya Shinpachi-san... who the hell?
Could it be that? The glasses wearing human I knew has been transformed in 5 years into...
No, no, no, no... I don't know... I've never known such a character.
I don't know such a well-nurtured person.
Why are you taking so long dealing with mere fries?
Yet you call claim yourself to be yorozuya... aren't you 100 years too early to do so?
Tsk... annoying guys have increased.
Gura-san!
Yorozuya Gura-San and Sadaharu are here!
Yorozuya Gura-san!!
That odd-jobber who's voilently romaing around Edo despite being a woman?!
Gura-san?!!
What- Wait a sec!
The Gurasan I know is... he, for your information!
Gurasan: In Japanese it means 'sunglasses'.
The glasses wearing human, in 5 years, has-
Great Gespenst!!
Gespenst: It's a German term that means 'spectre'. Gespenst is a fictional robot in the Super Robot Wars, which is a role-playing Japanese video game series.
What are you doing all of a sudden?
Well, it felt like someone made fun of me in mind.
Ehh? Could it be that?
The highly non-erotic and ridiculous glutton, whom I knew, who wasted the voice of unnecessarily talented seiyuu, in just 5 years, has been...
Hand me over your fried chicken's skin, bastard.
The highly non-erotic and ridiculous glutton, whom I knew, who wasted the voice of unnecessarily talented seiyuu, in just 5 years, has been...
Just so you know, it's not like I'm here to help you. I just happen to pass by on my way to get some sukonbu, don't get any wrong ideas, okay.
She's fulfilling seiyuu-san's expectations.
Seiyuu [声優]: It means 'voice actor / actress'.
She's turned into a perfect tsundere character.
Tsundere: It's a Japanese character development process that describes a person who pretends to be cold or hostile before gradually showing his or her warm side.
I don't know... I've never known such a perfect body figure!
Sh- Shit!
Why both odd-jobbers capable of moving the entire Edo... are doing here?!
It's useless, Aniki. They are monsters!
Retreat! You better remember this, freaks.
Is it for real?
Is it for real, real?
These two are... those two.
To think that only in 5 years they'd grow such strong and reliable...
What is this?
Isn't Gin-san overshadowed?
Frankly, isn't Gin-san just got eaten?
Why are they debuting on their own in my absence?
What kinda debut is this? 'Gin-san-just-died' debut, you bastards?
I didn't think that you would still hold on to continue yorozuya.
What about you?
I thought you'd be tired of that house-play by now, though.
Huh?
Treating it as a game is you, isn't it so?
Don't come in my way.
Two yorozuya are not needed in Edo.
Would you please not compare me with yourself?
I'm different from your weak yorozuya, you know.
That makes no sense, does it?
How am I weak?
If you insist, I could prove it right away...
Interesting.
Who's more worthy of holding onto yorozuya... let's settle this-
Well, well, well, well...
I don't really know what's going on, but how about you two calm down for a while? Let's stop fighting, okay.
What's wrong with 'em? They're too worked up.
By the way, you two...
Are you really Shinpachi-kun and Kagura-chan?
What's with this outgoing Ossan? He's got snot on his forehead, by the way.
Who're you calling Ossan, wild bitch?!
Making face as if you're only sensible.
Should I rub your jugs?!
Besides, don't get it wrong. It's not a snot, but a mole, okay.
Huh?
Would you stop misunderstanding me, please? I'm not talking about that mole, but that ugly thing next to it.
Ahh... It really was a snot.
Also, why this guy is doing a cosplay of Gin-chan?
Heh?
Moreover, why do you know about us?
So it was like this...
If you put that device, no one will be able to recognize you. Please be careful and not let anyone know your identity.
Ah... well... you know, Gin-san once helped me out greatly in trouble, so...
I am like a sworn brother to him, something like that.
Sworn brother?
Ah, yeah... and even that kimono is what he gave me that time.
And also, I've heard about you two as well.
And here we never heard of any sworn brother or something.
Name?
Otose
Snack Bar
Huh? Chin-san?
Hi there. I'm Chinpo.
Note Others see him this way
Chin from Chin and Po from Chinpo, so Chinpo.
So basically, aren't you just a Chinpo?
Chinpo [ちんぽ]: It means penis. And if you watch the "Chin-san's" face / body, it quite resembles it.
This is the first time I'm hearing of him having a sworn brother.
You heard of his death and came here to pay visit to his grave, huh?
Yea... while I was on my way, coincidentally, these two saved me from trouble.
What is it, huh? Since when did you decide to rebuild the yorozuya?
Stop making dull jokes.
I've no intention to join forces with a women and a child.
I also don't like being held back by someone like him.
Well, I heard that those two were doing yorozuya happily together with Gin-san.
Well it changed since a long time ago.
After Gintoki's departure, Earth has been turned like that.
When the time came to decide what should be done about yorozuya, things got complicated, you know.
And now, as you can see, they are running it separately as yorozuya FUMIYA and yorozuya TAKAMOKU.
Yorozuya TAKAMOKU
Yorozuya FUMIYA
Takamoku & Fumiya: Reference to 'Yoshihiki Takamoku' and 'Fumiya Fujii' who were the members of Japanese music band 'The Checkers'. In 1992, it got disbanded and Fumiya went on to pursue solo career.
Is that okay, really? Are you sure they're not releasing any scandals of yorozuya or something?
Basically, it's a matter of succession.
Hah?
Matter of deciding who should succeed Gintoki to protect Edo...
Did Gin-san ever protect Edo?
I don't know really...
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That idiot's wish should be passed to each of them... they're not letting it get away.
What the hell are they doing?
Succeeding yorozuya is not even worthy of that.
Ano... I don't understand this in detail, but...
Ah, a beer please.
Fighting is never good.
Succeeding Gin-san after him...
...you won't succeed anything but his debts, you know.
Putting it aside...
What Gin-san must have wished was that you two get along-
What do you know about Gin-san?
Well, let alone just knowing...
I don't need any friends, now.
After what happened to that person, I have... I've abandoned my friends, my tsukkomi, and even Otsu-chan's CD.
Tsukkomi [突っ込み]: It points towards the role of a straight man in comedy. (That's what Shinpachi do in Gintama.)
Second half was nothing but garbage, anyway.
You've abandoned your very identity, for your information.
Terakada Otsuu
This age is all about Oedo Mutcats.
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A real threeso** is not that big a deal...
Te! What happened to that person was actually about this person!?
You're not the only who've lost valuable things.
Even I... I've abandoned my 'aru' and bobby-like japanese hearing mistakes... in these 5 years everything sound useless to me now.
When it comes down to you, it sounds like nothing but a complaint.
The one who lost the most is Otsuu-chan, by the way.
Forget it, Chin-san.
It's just that everyone has changed in these 5 years.
Yes, yes.
Well... undergoing through changes, whether good or bad, is the identity of young generation.
The more the human ages, the less he changes.
As compared to those two, I...
I haven't even grown a bit.
YOU... have grown the most, believe you me.
Now that I'm like this, Gin-san must be laughing at me.
Can't laugh a bit. What happened in 5 years, exactly?
But it's like this... catherine.
You have grown up well in 5 years.
O my, Hasegawa-san.
If you say such things to ladies, you won't be popular.
The lady inside her is in 'ready-go' state!
If it continues like this, Sakata-san will laught at you from other world.
YOU'RE the laughing stock here, okay.
Besides, instead of getting old, since I belong to cat family, I'd only grow whiskers upon aging.
Then why it's Ossan's beard?
No no... from my point of view, all of you have grown significantly.
Even now, I can't help but look onto my past.
Forget about moving forward, I'm stranding in this world while not being able to even stand on my own.
Even though I'm a machine. It's weird, isn't it?
Yes, my dear, god knows it's weird.
I can't really stand, but it feels very easy moving like this, so no worries.
Core block can be separated too.
I'm sure Gintoki-sama must be laughing at me, right?
Huhuhahaha...
It's strange... These people are really strange.
These guys are hopeless, no?
But still...
...the fact they are laughing just like they used to be is because his nakama are doing all idiotic things like he used to do.
It's because these kids are keeping this town safe.
Otose
Snack Bar
They just don't thank that idiot for what he has left them with.
Yorozuya Gin-chan
Sugar Content
I have something to ask.
BYAKUSO... just what is it, exactly?
Just what happened in Edo, exactly?
The cause of changing everything...
Starting from Edo... spreading around the globe all of a sudden like an explosion was that killer virus.
The victims die within half a month, with no exception.
No cure of it, as of now.
Source of disease and way of transmission, both are unknown.
Converting hair-color pigments to white... the white curse.
Feared as BYAKUSO, a mysterious virus.
Byakusou
Therefore, the only way to avoid BYAKUSO is... running away.
Byakusou
Wealthy people have already moved away from Earth.
Those who are left are either miserable people who can't do anything or despicable thugs taking advantage of the situation.
Or those stubborn people who can't stand running away.
That means... the world where I lived will soon be...
If all that had not happened, perhaps, Gin-chan would be sitting here with his idiotic expression while picking nose.
Don't tell me... Gin-san also... by BYAKUSO?
Gin-chan won't lost to some virus, will he?
That idiot... vanished himself before BYAKUSO made its appearance.
'He must be drinking somewhere'...
'he'd come back sooner or later'... that's what we thought.
Before finding that memo, that is.
Byakuso
Nano Machine
Virus
Gin-chan already knew of its existence somehow.
Also that it was a nano-machine virus.
Nano Machine
Virus
Nano-machine?
In other words, BYAKUSO is a virus intentionally created with some purpose.
It means that this world is obliterated on someone's ill-intentions.
Gin-san must have realized that and acted alone.
According to memo, he was one step away from the truth...
...but, on his way...
...he ate some poisonous mushrooms growing by the roadside.
BYAKUSO has nothing to do with it, no!?
Where the hell did poisonous mushrooms come from?
Memo ended here.
Stomach hurting after eating poisonous mushrooms
Most likely he tried to chase the culprit without eating or drinking, so out of hunger he-
What kind of way is that to die? Protagonists usually don't die like that, right?
Don't get the wrong idea, okay.
It's not like he really died...
After that he went to convenience store's bathroom and never came back... that's what the store owner said when he handed over this memo.
Either way it's nothing to be proud of.
So, what does it mean? Maybe Gin-san is out there alive, right?
Who knows? Is it okay to assume a person alive who hasn't returned from bathroom since 5 years?
Did he die? Was he flushed down? Was he trying to have a hell of a long shit? If he really had that long shit, he'd still be dead by now.
No!! Every possibility is full of shame!
No matter how much I wipe, shit isn't getting out of the way.
Stop it already.
BYAKUSO has been discussed enough.
Even if we discuss it, time can't be changed.
No matter how hard we pray, that day won't come back.
Yorozuya Gin-chan
The last job he left unfinished... will be finished by me.
BYAKUSO... definitely I will... destroy it.
Shinpachi?
You should be aware by now that this a dangerous place.
You should go back after visiting his grave.
What would you do, if I say, I can change the time?
Don't make such a scary face.
Just saying, 'what if'?
I'm not free enough to get along with your nonsense.
From my point of view, what you are doing is a complete nonsense.
I don't know about succeeding someone's wish, but... what are you trying to achieve by protecting such a rotten planet?
It's true that what is lost can't be retrieved again.
But... Gin-chan will... return one day.
With his unbalanced walk while throwing up, he will definitely come back one day.
At that time, if there's no one on this planet, then who'll cover that drunken idiot with blanket?
This planet is the one where we met him.
Yorozuya's hometown... the fact the I was in yorozuya... I have no intention of throwing it away.
Is that so? I'm relieved to hear that.
When you are requested, you do it. That's what yorozuya is.
So naturally, you will hear out my request too, right?
How about you... rebuild yorozuya together with me?
Huh? Huh?
What kind of nonsense are you spouting?
Note Others see him this way
Why would we do it with someone like you...
Dreams should be kept in sleep.
You want to finish what Gin-san left unfinished, right?
I'm saying I could help you out.
That's why you two also lend me your strength.
Actually, when I came here, my partner got hurt badly.
To repair him, I have to meet Gengai-ji-san.
How is that related to Gin-san's unfinished job?
Who knows? Even I don't know it yet.
Don't mess around.
Do you think we will tag along with such nonsen-
You will.
Because you are... yorozuya.
Why is Sadaharu...
Something is wrong.
Are you really going to team up with a person like him?
Can't help it seriously.
Sadaharu is acting that way.
Besides, if you can't stand it, you shouldn't have come along.
After all, this is what your yorozuya is.
Even though you make grandiose speeches like 2nd-year Junior High student, you don't have the courage to make your hands dirty.
Who the hell is 2nd-year-... O my, that was close.
I won't be tricked by you. You thought my tsukkomi will be revived if you provoke me?
No one is interested to hear your annoying tsukkomi.
I won't allow you to further degrade yorozuya's name in my absence-
Sadaharu, stop. If you eat such a suspicious Ossan, you'd get a disease even scarier than BYAKUSO.
You're balls will get itchy, okay.
Who the hell is source of disease, bastard!
Wait here for a while.
I remembered some work to do...
It's not contagious, Shinpachi-san.
Your conscience of 'that world' is still of 2nd-year Junior High student!
Who are you calling 2nd-year-... O my, that was close.
I won't be tricked by you. You thought I'd get the disease if you provoke me.
You're the one who's degrading yorozuya's name the most, you know.
Oi, what's with this crowd?
Excuse me.
This is public execution site, huh?
You're saying that Gengai-ji-san has come to such a place?
There are too many people here, I can't tell anything.
You're wrong. Not here, but there.
So he's the mad-scientist who tried to decapitate Shogun and pull of a coup d'etat?
The most wanted criminal, Hiraga Gengai, huh?
This is?
Gengai-ji-san was arrested 5 years ago and today is his execution day.
Ehh? Execution? I didn't hear of it. What on earth happened?
What was going to happen...
That ji-san had his grudges since long ago, but he lived by hiding his identity for so long.
After Gin-chan left, he started drinking more and more...
One a certain night, he was arrested when he was turning the Colonel Sander figure into Mass Destruction figure, Colonel Sander Liger.
What the hell is that ji-san doing?
Hold on there!
If that jiji dies, what would become of the time-machine?!
Time machine?
Ah, I'm talking to myself.
Oi, can't it be helped somehow?
You think we didn't try to do anything?
We tried to come up with some ways, but the subject himself won't speak even a word.
How could we help that?
Oi, is there anything you want to say lastly?
What is he intending to do, that shitty jiji.
The only lead to change the future is...
O yeah. What about Zura?
The current bakufu is significantly weak right now, in that case somehow, he might be of some help?
So he's the infamous Jouishishi, the most wanted criminal, Katsura Kotarou, huh?
This is?
As you can see.
Ehh? What is that idiot doing? It's just the same scene as before!
Zura was famous even among all the Jouishishi, but...
After Gin-chan, he turned into something else evolving into some dark faction.
If I recall correctly, all of a sudden, he urged to obliterate the world like 2nd-year Junior High student.
Arrested when he was turning Colonel Sander Liger into Colonel Sander Shinsuke...
Why is it revolving around Colonel, huh?
How small is the world they're trying to destroy?
I though he must be aware of something, what is he doing? Is he an idiot? Want to die?
Lastly, do you want to say anything?
Oi, Zura, Zura!!
A- oi... he's started to write something.
Is he trying to convey some message to us?
Oi, Zura?
As expected, you know something, right?
Zura?
Zura janai Katsura da
Excuse me, but his head... let me decapitate it.
Hmm- What's wrong with you, bastard?
Chotto... you, what are you doing?
Shut up! I won't be satsified if I don't finish this idiot with my own hands.
Calm down, you're pathetic.
Ouh, yeah. What about Shinsengumi?
5 years have been passed. Even among that there should be...
So that's a gorilla? Indeed, it's a gorilla.
This is?
As you can see, it's a gorilla.
Just cut the crap, all of you.
Why the hell are you, the policeman, arrested?
That gorilla was repeating his stalking-instinct on Anego as usual, but...
...during stalking he disguised as Colonel Sanders; he was forced to wield bazooka by some weird jiji...
...and forced to hold a tobacco pipe by a more weird long-haired person causing the explosion...
...that destroyed an entire shopping hall, he was arrested...
So you were the Colonel!!!
These idiots are making a heaven-made collaboration, by the way.
Stop shitting me!
Oi? Whoever it is, introduce me with some one having connections in Bakufu...
Oi, are you listening?
Lastly, is there anything you want to say?
Oi, gorilla, gorilla... Satisfaction!
Oi, he has started to write something too.
I'm getting turned on.
Excuse me, but... let me slice his penis.
Just what's wrong with you?
Chotto... just stop this nonsense already.
Shut up! I don't care anymore; just let me finish these idiots with my own hands.
Gorilla might be useless, but Hijikata-san and others might...
We don't have the time to go over there...
Ji-san...
You have my gratitude, yorozuya.
Thanks to your diverting guards attention to yourself, I was able to infiltrate here.
You are-
Bakufu [幕府]: It means shogunate. (Military Government of Shogun in Edo.)
Former captain of Shinsengumi's 1st Division who is opposing Bakufu now... the most vicious and brutal assassin...
Hitokiri Okita... Okita Sougo!
Hitokiri [人斬り]: It means man-slayer / assassin. Sougo is doing a parody of 'Hitokiri Himura Kenshin' from anime 'Rurouni Kenshin'.
Huhhhh?
Wait, there are more over there...
You guys, time for us to rise has come.
The country who snatched away Kondo Isao from us...
The country who snatched away Katsura Kotarou from us...
Bring judgment to this country.
Executioner will be I, Hijikata, and... Elizabeth.
Charge!!!
It's the radical faction, Makoto-gumi and Katsura Party!!
These guys have joined forces!
Run, don't get involved in it.
Oi, what's the meaning of that?
Instead of being our connection of police, they have become full-fledged Jouishishi, bastards.
Why the people who used to protect Bakufu are now trying to crush the very Bakufu!?
Why the people who used to catch each other are now joining forces?
Why the creature that was assumed to be a monster has become a real monster!?
Chance! This is the time to save ji-san-
Wait there, I won't let you hog all the glory!
Don't interfere with me.
Shut up!
Oi, stop fighting each other at a time like this.
Bas- Bastards, it won't go as you planned!
Ji-san!
Watch out!
Okay, pass!
It's your fault!
No matter how you think, it's your fault.
Don't be foolish, I saved you from getting sliced by that blade!
The one who had evil plans was you, Kagura!
Huh? What are you doing? It's was you who was aiming to get the glory, so it's your fault.
I will give you all the glory. Here take it, thief!
Oi, wouldn't it be better to decide it by rock-paper-scissor, now
The one who touched him directly was you. Go ahead, and make a dunk with it, for all I care.
Do you want me to dunk it on your head?
What is that sound?
Too bad, you missed!
To our captain, Kanpai!!
Cheers
Welcome back
Katsura san
Kondo san
Seriously, how should I thank- no, but apologize to all of you?
You people went through many hardships when we were fooling around.
Don't mention it, it was nothing.
Shinsengumi helped us in all that, we're not enemy, anymore.
No, no... what are you stating, Elizabeth-dono.
The praiseworthy thing was the prowess you showed us on the occasion.
Also for you, Hijikata-dono, that fight wasn't even worthy of getting your, Oni-Vice-Commander, skills to be displayed.
Elizabeth-dono, it's history now.
Present is that we are now 'White Thunder Super Mayo Brothers'.
Toshi & Eli.
Yes, we are... Toshi.
Looking forward to it, Eli.
Katsura, I have something I should tell you.
Don't say it. A lot happened in the past, let's just forget about it.
Katsura...
Zura is enough.
Kondo...
Gorilla is enough.
Welcome back
Katsura san ----Kondo san
We have joined forces now, I'm sure even this rotten age can be changed.
Yeah. Let's go together... to embark on a journey of new era.
Commander, Katsura-san, you're forgetting about the irreplaceable guests!
Yeah, you're right.
Everyone, let me introduce... today's mission MVP... Joui faction and Yorozuya-san!
Applause.
Who are you calling MVP?
Thanks to you people, we are getting inscribed as one of you criminals.
Well... thanks a lot, Shinpachi-kun, China-san.
I didn't expect you people to participate in the alliance.
Don't touch me, Gorilla.
Well... I heard rumors that you people disbanded, though, you've rebuilt it. I'm very glad to hear it.
So... he is the new member, huhhh?
Note Others see him this way
Somehow, just like him, he seems to be cursed.
Ginpachi-kun, Leader, I won't approve it.
No way such a person will be included after Gintoki.
I won't forgive this! I strictly disapprove it.
Wait, why there's a need to get checked by these guys?
Oi, you two there.
Did you check his resume properly?
Simply having killed 2 or 3 guys won't suffice to replace danna, de-gozaru.
Gozaru [御座る]: It's a verb that literally means 'to be'. It was said by samurais in the past and 'Battousai Himura Kenshin' is shown saying it frequently in the anime 'Rurouni Kenshin'.
You're not the one to talk, show-off battousai!
Don't get me wrong, okay. I don't remember approving such a guy, too.
Even I have no intentions to join other people as yorozuya.
I see.
By- by the way, Shinpachi-kun, Otae-san good? She didn't get married or something, right?
Is everything okay? Has she become even more beautiful, huh? Huh? Huh? Right, Shinpachi-?
Didn't you hear when I said 'don't touch me', huh?
Shin- Shinpachi-kun?
Oi, Shinpachi-kun?
I'll take my leave too for today. If things get well, see ya again.
Wound is still fresh, huh?
Everyone has changed, but those two won't ever change.
I somehow thought it would be so.
It's not their fault, actually. Our captain has come back to us, but their captain will not come back.
It's already been 5 years since he left.
I am... not worthy of showing him my face.
I can't protect what he left.
You... did you know what was he trying to do?
BYAKUSO.
No, at that time such a name wasn't used.
Do you know why Gintoki already knew of the existence of BYAKUSO before it spread to the entire planet?
The reason is that he already met it 15 years ago.
15 years ago?
Yeah, the age of Joui war.
15 years ago, to end the prolonged Joui war, Bakufu hired a certain group of merceneries...
They used to be called upon when a war between planets incurred or when a planet had to be made useless... the group feared as...
...Hoshikuzushi... buried deep down in the history, their name was...
Hoshikuzushi: Literal meaning is 'Planet Destroyer'.
Enmi.
You... were you possibly in Joui war?
If that's what you're talking about, I'm aware of that too.
Having sorcery of some sort named as 'Kodoku', and caused a lot of damage to Jouishishi back then...
Kodoku [孤独]: Literal meaning is 'Isolation / Solitude'.
But if you dig more, you'd find that their sorcery was merely based on nono-machine mechanics.
And the nano-machine they used to possess and the currently widespread BYAKUSO are similar to each other.
Possibly you too... investigated about Gintoki's death?
I used to be a police officer back then, you know.
I'd do that much when someone dies.
This shouldn't be so...
Those creatures... back then... those were definitely...
What if there were a survivor?
Is there any kind of evidence or something?
I don't know.
But it's certain that Gintoki must have seen something back then.
Consequently, he was the first one to go against BYAKUSO before its widespread.
When he payed me a visit and talked about past, I should've realized that, yet...
You shouldn't be the only one to bear the burden, Gintoki.
What happened?
Kyuubei, huh? It's been a while.
Have you been well, huh?
Tsukuyo-dono...
You've grown a bit taller.
Chotto... you two, what happened?
It's been a while and you two have cut your hair.
Did you get rejected or something?
You're still the same, Sarutobi.
I know, right? Kunoichi's beauty is her weapon, you know.
Kunoichi [くの一]: It means Female Ninja.
Hmm, only your skin has gotten rough.
Who are you calling rough? You're more or less the same, too, no?
I am, unlike you two, very popular, okay.
I don't need to cut hair.
Because I won't get rejected.
I see, you're right.
Otae-chan hasn't changed either.
Really?
I can't really see well recently.
I'm having Shin-chan to take care of my hair.
Is he doing well?
Ahh... nothing is changed.
Otae-chan, you're the same as you used to be.
Beautiful... dignified... firm.
And, that... dignified.
Oi, it's been said already.
And beautiful...
That's been said too.
And... that... mean and evil-hearted.
What the hell are you doing, Tsukki?
I'm just saying what's in my heart.
Don't speak from your heart, just ride along the mood. Even if you were right.
Wait, you're saying the most hurtful things here.
It's been a long time since I laughed this much.
Back then we used to laugh like that together, right?
But... after what's going on in Edo, we rarely see each other...
Shin-chan and Kagura-chan are like that... they hesitate to face each other even though they meet from time to time.
It's more painful to see each other's sorrowful face.
When they see each other, they... they remember his face when he was around for them.
Seriously, just where and what is he doing, I wonder?
That careless guy.
If he doesn't come soon, everyone will leave each other.
If he doesn't come soon, he'll miss the chance of my farewell.
If I could wish, I would really want to see... them laughing together.
Otae-chan...
Sarutobi?
What are you saying in half-sleep?
Are you fargile enough to die here like that?
Stand up, you bitch!
Cut it out, Sarutobi.
Flat-chested, sadist woman.!
Do you understand why I'm not changed after all these years?
It is, you know... because I believe that he will come back.
It's because when he come back, no matter how many years pass till then, I want to greet him in the same appearance which he left me with.
Yet, you... You're saying, you'll die? You'll leave him, us alone and selfishly die, huh?
That is...
I won't forgive this.
I won't forgive your dying before attending my and Gin-san's wedding ceremony, okay.
Come on!! Have it back at me!!
Are you the type of woman who'll stay quiet after that!? Throw it back at it me like you used to do, you bitch.
Just say something!!
Are you listenin-
Gyaa gyaa gyaa gyaa... you're too annoying. Is it a mating season or something, you freaks?
Yo, long time no see, babes.
What's wrong? You seem awed.
Ah.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!?
What kind of timing was that to say that phrase, you cosplay maniac!!?
Oi, finish him up and throw it in the river.
Gi- Gin-san?
Is really... Gin-san... here?
Otae...
Yea... Ane-Ue.
Gin-san's here.
He's come back.
Anego, now we all three can, like we used to, do yorozuya together.
You two... what are you-
It took you long enough, isn't it, yorozuya?
Kondo-san?
Don't worry, Otae-san.
Everyone is here.
Is this really... not a dream?
Yeah.
Therefore, there's no need to be worried anymore.
Your future... Our future... This world's future... we will change it.
Thank you.
I don't know how you got the word of that, but don't do unecessary things.
Hehh... even though you cried.
You too cried, didn't you?
It's not like I cried it for you -aru.
The HELL!??
Gyaa... crying glasses.
Oi, it doesn't really matter, but you...
Hadn't you abandoned 'tsukkomi' and 'aru'?
SHUT UP!!!
Later.
My my.
Nostalgic customer we have here.
Yo, how about it?
Won't you take one shot?
Treat me one shot, ji-san.
You shocked a person to this extent.
My apologies, but I have other plans.
Better ask him.
How did it feel? This world?
Future isn't something one should visit.
Japanese folklore has interesting inference to the terms 'Tanuki [狸]' (raccoon-type animal) and 'Kitsune [狐]' (Fox). There is the saying that "the kitsune has seven disguises, the tanuki has eight (狐七化け、狸八化け)". The tanuki is thus superior to the fox in its disguises. But here it just refers as both being clever and deceptive.
Seems like Jiji becomes tanuki and baba becomes kitsune, you know.
In order to let me know of this world's situation you did that devious thing?
Though, I didn't anticipate the invention that took me 5 years to built would be thrashed down like that.
So? Have you got any lead to change the future?
No idea... What to say of future... even ghosts of past are starting to migrate here.
If this continues, you won't even be able to find the cause of your death, let alone changing the future.
Fortunately, time-thief's main system is undamaged.
Wrap up your work till I repair this, okay.
Oi, you... You called me here and know nothing, huh?
Don't know.
Also, the one who summoned you here wasn't me, but you yourself.
Before you vanished yourself, you asked me to make preparation for creating the time-thief.
In case you don't come back, I must use it to summon you here in this world.
So that the world you couldn't save would be saved by YOU.
Seriously, you're a selfish guy.
Considering how much trouble I went through to build this... I'd surely like to get my payment.
In future, that is.
How much of a trash you are?
Even now and even in the past.
If you want to regret, better regret on yourself.
I'm not regretting it.
Perhaps, you were not able to save the world.
But you know... you did save my world.
What are you babbling about so early in the morning?
Don't tell me that the promise you made with us, promise you made with Ane-Ue... you've forgotten it.
Come on! Brace up!
Let's get started -aruyo.
You've my gratitude. Let me handle the rest.
Let's go.
You're not the only one who made the promise.
Let's finish the cause of this devastation, Enmi, and find a way to save Otae-chan.
It's okay, I'm sure we will make it in time, Shinpachi-kun.
Let's go.
Don't get stranded.
We've been searching for so long and we haven't even found the 'En' of 'Enmi'.
What would you do when you will find it?
Isn't it obvious?
I'll beat the crap out of-
Not that.
I'm asking about you.
What will you do when everything will be wrapped up?
Go back... to where I came from.
I have people waiting for me.
You're exactly like him.
Hmm?
Starting off yorozuya on your own, and leaving us alone on your own.
When everything finishes, will Gin-chan come back?
If virus disappears and Edo gets restored back, will Gin-chan come back to us?
Or perhaps, if you go back, everyone will be dispersed again?
Oi oi, what is it? Just a while ago you said that teaming up with me is same as eating shit.
What's wrong? Feeling lonely, now? If so, want to be yorozuya until Gin-san comes back?
But then... that in its own way would be bad.
Especially the fact that Gura-san and I would have to be under same roof.
Not only that... even before when you were Kagura-chan it was barely safe..
Now you're completely Kagura-san, and when two 'san' live under same roof, it gets weird for neighbors and if something happens, PTA would...
Chin-saaaaannn?
Yeah, right.
Don't get me wrong, okay. I was kidding. Or perhaps you felt something exciting?
No- this was in no way a kidding-shot!!
Instead of excitement, you've made it troublesome.
Chin-san, come back to this world.
I won't even fart if you disappear.
If you are around, yorozuya's balance will be stripped off then Gin-chan will return.
Fighting each other to win over a beauty will be troublesome, too.
When all this is over, better disappear in front of us.
Don't worry.
I'd tell Gin-chan properly.
Just for a while, there was a useless guy like you in yorozuya.
There was another member in yorozuya who shouldn't be forgotten.
That's why, you too...
This...
Ahh, there there.
Don't imagine, it's just... it's not like I have some hobby or something...
Chin-san, was that possibly...
Ji-san?
Oi, Gin- Ah.. Chin-guy.
Something bad happened.
Time-thief was stolen?
Yeah, I was careless.
Well, it happened after I repaired him.
Just who would do such a thing?
Time-thief's visual data is being monitored. I will send it over to you, right away.
So that guy was...
I've tracked him down via GPS.
Hurry up before it's too late.
Where is he? Where is that bastard?
Near the demolished Terminal.
There's no time, let's split up and search.
But...
Listen up, the moment you find that bastard, call out for me.
Don't try to overdo, okay.
Let's go.
Finally, we meet.
Both of us had many detours.
Just so that we could retrieve what we forgot 15 years ago.
But... even that will end here.
I once lost sight of it, but this time I will make sure to get it.
The future.
Even if it means I'll have to stomp on the future of you freaks.
That guy... my maneuver...
Bastard, just what the hell are you!?
Silent, huh? Well that just means I'll have to make you spill it out of you.
Every bit of it you know, that is.
He is... anticipating my movements.
In that case...
Praiseworthy, Shiroyasha.
I couldn't get you without faking death...
But, I won.
Finally, it can be over.
You've got my thanks.
I've been waiting for you forever.
While watching this world rot slowly... forever...
The one who can get me is no other but me.
'One who can defeat me is no other but me' is a catchphrase of character 'Aomine' from anime series 'Kuroko no Basuke'.
You... are-
As you can see, I'm the same you after 5 years.
Whatever happened to this world is... what I- no, is what YOU will do one day.
Inside your body, that guy's curse from that time is being seeded.
Seeding the virus that will destroy the world.
But your calamitous hands... one day will crush every being into dust even that very hands will embrace.
This is the karma of Oni.
The people you love, the people you hate... everyone will be devoured and you will be left alone in this planet crying forever.
The guy we killed back then was... just a container.
Enmi's true form was... the nano-machines he manipulated.
Before losing the container he injected it within us...
While retaining its core, he managed to stay alive for 10 years and devour human genetic data.
And then by creating a virus that couldn't be tackled down by humans, he managed to destroy the world using this body of mine.
By the time I realized it, it was way too late.
After having realized the reality, I could barely keep my sanity. I tried to drag him along with me by cleaning up my stomach.
However, my body was no longer mine.
I could do nothing. I was kept alive as a mere puppet who'd watch the world slowly obliterating because of it.
With this you should be able to understand now.
In order to get rid of me, the cause of the world's destruction, I made you, myself, to appear in this world.
I will disappear from this world after this.
But to get ourselves and this world free from this cursed fate, what should be done...
I've made preparations for you. I'm the leaving the rest to you.
Sakata Gintoki.
The one who can get me... is no other but-
I see.
It means I'm someone who shouldn't have existed from that time,15 years ago.
Where should I go?
The beginning of everything, age of Joui war.
However, with the energy left within me, returning back wouldn't be possible.
Heh... I'm sure there won't be any reason to come back, anyway.
There's no way to save the world other than that you, Gintoki-sama, must defeat Enmi before he inflicts the other you, from that world.
Meaning I should capture him by letting him enter into my body and then get rid of myself, huh?
But it also means that Sakata Gintoki will be vanished from all the worlds.
I'm sorry. Seems like I won't be coming back to your place. At least, be well.
Shinpachi, Kagura.
Where are you intending to go?
Don't you know? This celluloid film is meaningless when it's separated.
It gets meaningful only when all its 3 pieces are joined together. It's 3-in-1 thing.
I kept it like forever.
Even if it's such a thing, it was the last memoir of ours with that person.
One day... there might be a time to gather all 3 of them.
Yet... yet... why are leaving us again?
Finally, we were able to meet.
Leaving us alone, others alone, where are you going all by yourself?
Gin-san...
Man... what a useless snot this is.
3-in-1, huh?
Then one day we will get together.
One day we will meet each other again.
That's why... I will still keep this.
You, of all the people, better never forget me, okay.
Gin-chan!! Gin-san!!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Chotto... keep a hold of yourselves.
Th- This is...
Don't- Don't tell me that it's because Gin-chan has re-written the past.
Then Gin-san is?
Where is Gin-san-
Hijikata-san.
Huh?
Hijikata-san, where's Gin-san?
Have you seen, Gin-san?
Huh? Gin-san? Who's he?
By the way, who are you people?
How do you know me?
Gintoki-sama, please forgive me.
I'm an existence created on the request of your future being to change the future.
Having said so, I have to save the future regardless of what I will have to sacrifice.
Even if it means that the future will no longer have your existence.
But still, I am-
Nothing will happen like 'no existence'.
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Even if all others forget it, I won't forget it.
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Therefore... would you pass them my words... 'it was fun doing yorozuya together with you'.
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No way... this is...
Gin-chan...
Yorozuya Sakata Gintoki... MAIRUUU!!
MAIRUUU!!
Mairu [参る]: Literal meaning is 'here I come'. It was used to be said by samurais.
We... didn't wish for such a future!
I DON'T WANT THIS!!
GIN-CHAN!! GIN-SAN!!
Huh? What's...
Why... tears are...
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Why? Why?
It's been 15 years since that day.
Finally I can move NOT to save the future, but to save you people.
With the help of data handed over to me.
With this... It's over.
Yeah, it's over.
I mean, the useless future you tried to retrieve.
Man this was close, I was almost killed, you know.
Huh? Ehhhh?
Hold on a sec! Why Gin-san has become a Madao?
Well, of course it is so. Gin-san is a Madao, you know that.
No, that will happen in future.
Gin-san of this world is...
Besides, how the hell are you here?
I thought you'd be feeling lonely, so I've come here to get you some 'sake'.
Well, seems like I met the wrong Gin-san.
Even now, even in future, you people are the same.
Having seen that I had some nice 'sake', I was welcomed even though I was a complete stranger.
By now they must be suffering from hangover.
Doing all that I felt miserable so I thought I should fight in place of them...
Eh? Just wait a sec. Suffering from hangover?
Wait a sec more. So...
I'm not coming here today?
Possibly... possibly... Enmi is still hanging around energetically?
What the hell have you done?
I came here to change the future, after all that trouble.
Oi, have a look at it. It's Shiroyasha!
Get Shiroyasha's head!
What will you do now?
Forget about changing the future, the future itself is gone altogether.
Future has been changed already.
That's why I'm here.
I'm here from the future you saved to see your nostalgic idiotic face one more time.
The future I saved?
Yes.
That's why we are here.
From the peaceful future you retrieved for us...
...to destroy it.
You gave us a new future by sacrificing your life...
Then, we will... save you using that future.
Y- you... do you think you can do that, huh?
With just us...
Yes we can...
Because you are no longer alone.
Whether it's cursed past or cursed future, we have yorozuya here.
You- You people...
Didn't I promise... that I will pass onto them your feelings, your soul.
Tama, you?
Y- You were...
Oi, Gin-guy, have you received what I sent to you?
You people have overcome all the cursed past and cursed future...
Gintoki, the people standing beside you are neither from past, nor from future.
That's just Kabuki-chou.
Just finish your work already and pay up the rent, okay.
and my paymen- and souvenirs-
Now you've done it, haven't you?
Because of you idiots... my past, my future, my back and my ahead... everything's gone.
But because of you... I have at least got one thing. My... this idiot's place to return.
Well let's go, Gin-san!
Yeah, no matter where it is, I'll take you there.
What's with this group? Everyone gather yourself and pounce on them.
Bring it on!
If you want, our, yorozuya's head... then feel free to try your best.
Reinforcement?
Ane-Ue?
Heh? What's someone who barely escaped death is doing at a place like this!?
I just remembered a debt that I should repay you.
I can't remember of any debt like that.
Because not only I changed future, I revived a hell of a evil-woman from dead.
Aren't we both revived from dead?
The world destroying dai-maou-san.
Dai-Maou [大魔王]: Literal meaning is 'The Great Devil Lord'.
Tch, it's nothing but happiness to see your impudent mouth talking.
All thanks to you...
Watch out!!
Otae-chan!
Disease might get transmitted.
That's your concern?
Disease?
Otae-dono... which guys you got the infection from?
That WASN'T our concern!!
Gintoki, try making Otae-chan go through all that one more time!
I won't forgive you.
Try disappearing in front of us one more time!
We will not ever forgive you.
Kyuubei?
It's simple as that.
The evil villain who destroyed the world... the hero who saved the world...
Either way, it's more or less the same thing... the only difference is...
...next time whether you fall or stand, be with us.
Sacchan-san, Tsukki!!
You made us wait, idiot.
You were too late... so I have traveled here to meet you.
You say that, but you're not showing me your faces, huh.
Well well, let me guess... you've grown-
I've fed up seeing your face this many times!
Don't get cocky there, okay!
Just get going, already.
We will restrain them here, leave the rest to us!
Gin-san!
This time you will make sure to come back, right?
I've already come back.
I'm nothing but a fool. I should be greeting him with happy face, yet...
Yeah...
With such faces, we can neither greet him nor send him off.
Seems like he wasn't the only who's back.
Minna, welcome back.
Don't tell me... there's another major stronghold aside from Shiroyasha and Kiheitai!?
No matter who they are... they won't survive our Hoshikuzushi's curse, our destined-to-destroy-the-world fate.
This is bad. Kodoku is...
It won't work anymore.
Don't think that a trick will work on a samurai twice!
Man, Shinsengumi surely has fallen low.
In the end, we are again acting as Jouishishi in front of Bakufu, huh?
Zaki's right!
As compared to these pathetic guys, this era has many infamous Jouishishi wandering around here and there.
Don't you worry... once this finishes... we will catch each and every one of them.
Otherwise, we won't just come here in such an age intentionally to see this guy, right?
Shiroyasha-dono...
My my, to think that even in time-lapse you'll be dedicated to your job...
Bring it on!
Once this finishes and future changes, and if still our rotten bond is not forgotten, use rope or whatever to tie me up.
We won't forget it. Even if we try so...
Yeah, whether if it's hell's depth or time's end, we'll make sure to dig you out.
Don't let those guys use Kodoku.
Gintoki, up till now, we have lost many friends and have encountered despair many times during our journey...
We thought that such a time will never come again...
But yet again, you... we all... are drawn back to this very time, aren't we?
GINTOKI!!!
We'll clear up the path you choose to live with.
That's why, neither for past nor for future... but for your present, our present... stand up and clear that path.
This blood-soaked appearance of yours... is definitely of an Oni.
I see, so you are the Shiroyasha?
To protect your companions, you choose to walk on the path of Shura.
But your calamitous hands... one day will crush every being into dust even that very hands will embrace.
This is the karma of Oni.
The people you love, the people you hate... everyone will be devoured and you will be left alone in this planet crying forever...
...Shiroyasha!!
It's just as you said.
This is MY karma.
Kodoku is... how can you still move?
If this is MY karma, then I should be able to bear it.
Even that childish curse of yours is a part of it, I'll endure it all with my body.
Bastard? How can you fight against Kodoku?
Could it be... you are already immune to Kodoku?
Bastard, just what are you?
No matter how much you try to curse me, no matter how many times these hands try to destroy the world...
...my world... won't be destroyed.
Whether it's your curse or my arm... these idiots will rip them off anyway!!!
That guy... his core is dispersing...
Shiroyasha, to think that you will shield your friends with your own body...
But, your curse will not be undone. You won't be able to protect anything.
Better keep watching your loved ones rot with this immortal body of yours...
...till this world ends too.
Gin-chaan!!
Gin-saaan!!
This is... don't tell me!
Are we safe!?
Gi- Gin-san?
I won't be able to protect anything? No- even with this blood stained sword I can protect things that need to be protected.
Gin-san?
Just now...
You're imagining things.
Yeah, you're right.
It's over, isn't it?
Ahh.
With this how our future will take form...
...I can't even get any lead.
For now, the possibility of Gin-chan's getting infected by BYAKUSO is gone.
Things will work out from now on, right?
We don't know what will happen next. Isn't that obvious?
Normally this is what future is, isn't it?
No matter what kind of future is waiting for us, as long as you people are there, everything will be fine.
This is written in my data I have collected.
That's why... for us things like Time Machine... aren't necessary, right?
Hold on there.
Eh?
Chotto... with that gone, how are we supposed to go back, Tama-san!?
You're too noisy, Yamazaki. You didn't get much screen time; don't barge in whenever you feel like it, even though didn't get much screen time.
Don't say it twice. This is not the matter of concern here, is it?
This is the matter of concern. See... since you get less screen time, you're half gone.
What are you- Te... it's true... What the hell is this?
Now that past has been changed, the fact that we went through time-lapse no longer holds valid, so we won't have existence here.
This will let us go back even without time-machine.
It's basic concept, basic concept.
Tama-san!? What kind of rough return you planned us for?
Oi, I didn't hear that. No one said anything about disappearing like that?
Here I was thinking I'd reset everything in a way that I'd never meet Gin-san...
He said a hell of a thing at the last moment!
He disappeared without completing his sentence.
Shit, we've come here in this era and yet...
At least, Katsura, you will be captured here.
Hahahaha... it was unfortunate, wasn't it? I'd leave first and go back.
Adios... let's meet again.
Huh?
Excuse me... I've stopped in the middle, for your information.
What's going to happen?
Yosh, you better stay here... for 15 years.
I'll come here to free you sometime.
Wait a sec, Hijikata-kun, let me come with you, please.
Yosh, Hijikata-san, you better sleep here... for 15 years. I'll come again to make a grave for you.
Bastard, better remember this in 15 years.
Oh.. I see?
Since this will become as if nothing happened...
At least, for now...
Otae-chan!!
Waka!!
I promise... in 15 years I will keep loving you.
You've grown taller, but, as expected you're suited for gothic-loli-
Since it will become as if nothing happened.
It won't become as if nothing happened. Before disappearing you're engraving some intense memories...
Later. Let's meet again.
Nooooo!! I've just met Gin-san and I'll have to depart so soon...
That's it... Lastly... Give me the farewell kiss~
Then I will go quietly.
It's fine, right? Since this is 'Kanketsu Hen' anyway.
I'm sorry to disturb you, but only your head is 'Kanketsu Hen'ed, so would you please disappear silently?
Te- what the hell is wrong with my head?
Seriously, I can't stand this. Give me my head back.
Don't you worry, your head is right here.
Thus, let's go back obediently.
I WILL worry. It's not like it's disappeared. It's actually decapitated, you know.
Well then, we will take our leave.
Okay, you were jealous because of kis-
I will sell your body in Yoshiwara, so...
See ya later.
Wait a sec. It was my mistake, it's my mistake.
Give me my body.
Everyone left, huh.
Gin-chan, Shinpachi, Sadarahu, let me see your faces clearly.
It's not certain that we'd be running yorozuya in the future we return to.
That's why... it could be that we're meeting for last time.
Let me see your faces clearly.
Kagura-chan...
I see. Well then, better see it very clearly.
So that we could meet each other again.
No matter how hard we get separated, see each other's face well enough so that we could get together again.
Gin-chan... Gin-san...
I'm sure, we'd meet again.
I am... I will be... waiting for you two holding yorozuya's board in the Kabuki-chou.
It's a promise.
One day... one day, okay.
Yeah.
It's a promise.
Only glasses are gone, for your information!!!
Oi, let's go.
Yeah.
Chotto, Gin-san, what are you doing?
Didn't I say we have job to do today?
He's completely in sleep.
Oi, are you serious?
Aren't we late like HELL!?
Yorozuya Gin-chan
Fin