One day, the shadows will rule over the light!
Come at me!
I’ll put you back in your place!
Striver!
Transform!
Here comes the transformation!
This kind of scene repeats every week, so why do I still get excited by it?
I just have to see this part at least once a week,
or else a henshin junkie like myself won’t be satisfied!
What the hell’s a henshin junkie...?
ware ware! we are!
uu! ooh!
yore yore! coming at you!
nyaa! nyaa!
sekai wa daaku! the world's a dark place!
Crawling Chaos! Nyaruko
kozumikku! cosmic!
Crawling Chaos! Nyaruko
uu! nyaa! uu! nyaa! uu! nyaa! ooh! nyaa! ooh! nyaa! ooh! nyaa!
Crawling Chaos! Nyaruko
rettsu nyaa! let's nyaa!
kokoro nurunuru igyou no kamigami as mighty gods with slimy souls,
watashi mo anata mo kowagari no monozuki we're both loved by the weak and timid
katachi murumuru ikyouto nigereba now we've changed to a heretic form,
watashi to anata wa entenka de odeeto to escape and have a date under the hot summer sun
tanoshii ne, yakeru zo tokeru zo it's so fun, let's burn and melt!
ikimono ja nai since we're not even living
mukuro hiyahiya sore demo suki desu you're as cold as a corpse, yet I still like you
watashi ga ichiban hoshii no ha naisho yo what I want is top secret
sugata payapaya sore de wa ikemasho you're all messed up, but let's just stick with it
watashi ni ichiban niau kana fujouri absurdity suits me best anyway
kagami ni wa... in the mirror...
dan, dan, dare na no? dun, dun, who is it?
utsuranai... I do not reflect
dare nanda? yada, yada! who is it? oh my gosh!
yokubou wa kotoba ni shinakucha you have to put your wants into words
hora, or see
uu! ooh!
hora, or see
uu! ooh!
kiechau deshou? they'll disappear
nyaa! nyaa!
kiechau deshou? they'll disappear
nyaa! nyaa!
rettsu nyaa! let's nyaa!
taiyou nanka, mabushikutte the sun's way too bright
yami no hou ga mugen desu the dark is way more endless
doki doki pound pound
taiyou bakka, mabushikutte all this sun's way too bright
yami no hou ga suteki the dark is so much better
nyanda? oh really?
keiosu, keiosu, ai wanna keiosu chaos, chaos, I wanna chaos
moeru konton muteki desu burning chaos is unrivaled
waku waku tremble tremble
keiosu, keiosu, una sera keiosu chaos, chaos, a night of chaos
moeru you na kimochi you fire me up with passion
nyande? but why?
ware ware! we are!
uu! ooh!
yore yore! coming at you!
nyaa! nyaa!
sekai wa daaku! the world's a dark place!
kozumikku! cosmic!
In the name of love, courage, and hope...
Another transformation scene!
They put a magic girl anime right after a costumed hero one...
Your dark energy won’t spread past us!
We’ll purify your corrupt soul!
Be gone!
It’d be great if Nyaruko could take down her enemies like that...
Then we wouldn’t have to see such horror.
That’s it!
Boy?
I wonder what Mahiro is mulling over...
I'm... intrigued!
Tune in next time!
Mahiro’s love really hits hard...
Hey, Nyaruko.
What is it, Mahiro...?
As a henshin junkie, do those girly transformations really satisfy you?
Well, I guess costumed heroes are still the best,
but they do satisfy me.
What about it?
Good, that settles it...
You should become a magic girl!
Me...?
How to Humanely Defeat Your Foes
So...
would you like to run that by me once more?
This place is really nice!
Is the takoyaki business this lucrative?
Like he said, we’d like you to turn Nyaruko into a magic girl!
About that...
Didn’t you do a magic girl show on the roof of that department store?
We thought you would know the most about being a magic girl because of that.
That's...
Well, I guess you could say I know the fundamentals.
I never said I wanna become a magic girl who’s halfway to 60, though.
That's cold!
Is that so?
If you don't round up like you did, I'm still in my twenties.
If you so much as dare to overlook that fact,
I will bind your entire being with divine chains and leave you to suffer in the depths of R'lyeh.
The transformation will help with her attitude, too.
Please?
Very well.
I will rectify that unruly nature of yours!
Amazing...
Luhy, where are we?
It’s known as the Hyperbolic Time...
Oh, my. Are you feeling sick?
It's a space in which time is distorted.
An entire year in here is equivalent to just one day on the outside.
Isn't this a little overboard?
There’s another world where you can accelerate time by a factor of 1,000 days to one.
In English, it’s called the Accel Wo–
That’s enough!
Don’t you want to accelerate faster, Boy?
Here, you’ll undergo intensive training.
You’ll suffer for two whole hours,
or about a month in here.
An entire month?! For real?
Did I say you could talk?!
Do you understand, Nyarlathotep?
If you can survive this training, you’ll become a true magic girl!
You’ll emerge a splendid girl, who spreads love and joy to all.
Everyone will be your friend!
Until that day, you will be a nobody!
The very lowest of the entire cast!
Um... Luhy?
Don’t talk unless spoken to!
With your blood-stained tongue, from now on, you're to say "hanyaan" before and after every sentence.
Hah... nyaan?
Are you kidding me?! Louder than that!
Have you no pride?!
Hanyaan!
Understood! Hanyaan!
I suppose we should wait outside...
Good point. We shouldn’t get in their way.
Keep at it, you two!
Well, train hard.
W-Wait, Mahiro!
Magic girls are no joke...
You think you can eliminate sorrow and hatred with that mindset?!
Hanyaan!
My deepest apologies! Hanyaan!
What’s that? You wanna call me a moronic magic girl?!
Hanyaan!
No, Ma’am! Hanyaan!
You’re like a no-good sanity roll!
They’re still not dropping any Heavenly Scales...
Well, the drop rate is only 1%.
She should be done any minute...
Sorry to keep you waiting, everyone.
Nyaruko...?
Are you used to being a magic girl yet?
Yep! I’m not–
horrified
–anymore!
What was that change just now...?
Thank you so much, Luhy!
Sure...
Luhy...?
Lookie here!
Are there... enemies?
It seems some naughty kids have shown up!
So that you can all live in peace,
I’m heading out!
In English, it’s called Anything Goes!
Tell me, Luhy...
Did the training really go as planned?
Why can’t you face me?
You had better see for yourself...
Let's take a look.
Yeah, let’s go!
Prepare to be punished!
N-Nightgaunts again?
I’ll never let you spread your dark energy throughout this peaceful city!
She's sticking to clichés, I see...
So that I can preserve everyone’s joy,
I’ll become a magic girl!
So just watch me!
Keyword: N Y A R L A T H O T E P!
In the name of love, courage, and hope...
Magic Girl, Crawling Nyaruko!
No matter what, I won’t be broken!
Now you’ve gotten on my bad side!
What’s the deal? She's basically the same as before.
No, she’s just getting started.
You poor little corrupted Nightgaunts!
I shall purify your tainted souls!
Sharanra, sharanra!
Bring back their pure souls!
She’s actually doing it!
They might actually get purified!
Sharanra, sharanra...
Kanito!
H-Hey... This is...
You little brats have had your filthy souls cleansed by me...
Now you’re all so behaved.
Since...
...the only good kid is a dead one!
Nya-Nyaruko...?
I’ve already started, so why don’t I carry your corpses to Heaven as well?
Sound like fun?
You wanna fill us in, Luhy?
It seems my training may have been too effective.
It’ll all be done soon!
I’m just gonna warm you all up...
Pipiruma, pipirumaaa...
Harito!
Be gone!
Didn’t I say I’d be quick?
I want her to stomp on me, too!
Not this again.
I may have just created the strongest, yet cruelest magic girl of them all...
Not “may have”! She’s even worse than before!
I guess the Nyaruko before us might be too much?
She was better before the training!
Then what should we do, Mahiro?
I’m not too sure...
Boy, I know of one good way...
And what’s that?
Just in case, put these on...
Which little brat will be next?
There’re still so many rotten brats on this planet!
My God, being a magic girl is such a commitment!
Hey, Nyaruko...
Yes?
G’morning, Nyaruko.
Oh, yes... Good morning, Mahiro...
Huh? Did I just happen to sleep in really late?
Hey, Nyaruko... Costumed heroes or magic girls... which is better?
Why are you so curious about that?
Isn’t the answer obviously costumed heroes?!
Good.
That’s proof that Nyaruko’s out of her Full Force Form.
I think we can all say we like this Nyaruko best.
So I guess it’s Hiro’s loss.
That’s fine by me...
What’re you guys talking about?
Don’t mind it. You just get some more rest.
By the way, Mahiro?
Where might the next brat be?!
shirokuji chuu be with you I wanna be with you around the clock
yoku dekitara give me chuu? if I do well, can you give me a kiss?
watashi ga anata no mae arawareta nara “zutto” nan desu since I appeared before you, we’re together forever,
suki to ka, kirai da to ka, kanjou izen ni zettai desu }no matter if you come to love or hate me
nijuuyo jikan, ana ga aku hodo every day, all the time...
anata dake wo mitsumetai I want to keep seeing you
muchuuteki it’s like a dream
kibo no love de I want you I want you to love me always
soba ni iru yo, shirokuji chuu I’ll be by your side, now and always
yoku dekitara, give me chuu? if I do well, can you give me a kiss?
hora, sunao ni natte love me do c’mon, show me how you really feel
kono chikyuu de rendezvous let’s rendezvous on this planet Earth
kibou datte anata to iu you are like hope to me
tokimeki ni deaeta we met in a heart-throbbing moment
yakusoku da yo zutto be with you promise me, I’ll always be with you
The lovely days Mahiro and I share are back!
They’re not lovely.
For the title, we’ve decided on: Crawling Chaos! Nyaruko W!
What’s the W for?
Well that’s for the group of 5 boys fighting for the colonies–
As if!
Anyway, let’s look forward to it!
New Series: Crawling Chaos! Nyaruko W Coming 2013
The love will be 200% better!