One day, he will rule the light!
If you're going to come, come!
I'll destroy you all!
Striver!
Transform!
He's transforming!
This kind of development is predictable, but why do I get so fired up every time?
Honestly, if I don't catch this every week on the large screen TV, my transformation craving isn't satisfied!
Transformation craving?
What the hell is that?
wareware
We're
uu!
yoreyore
worn out
nya!
sekai wa dark
The world is dark!
cosmic!
Cosmic!
uu!
nya!
uu!
nya!
uu!
nyaa!
Let's nya!
kokoro nurunuru igyou no kamigami
Strange-looking gods with hearts that go wiggle wiggle
watashi mo anata mo kowagari no monozuki
You and I both love those kinds of scary stories
katachi murumuru ikyouto nigereba
Once the pagans have been scared away
watashi to anata wa entenka de odeeto
We'll go on a date under the blazing sun
tanoshii ne yakeru zo tokeru zo
Isn't this fun? I'll burn! I'll melt!
ikimono janai
Hey, I'm not alive!
mukuro hiyahiya sore demo suki desu
My heart's cold and slimy, but you know I still love you
watashi ga ichiban hoshii no wa naisho yo
What I want most is a total secret
sugata payapaya sore de wa ikimashou
I may not be the best, but let's get going anyway!
watashi ni ichiban niau kana fujouri
What suits me best is total absurdity
kagami ni wa
They won't show up
dan dan dare na no?
Who, who, who is that?
utsuranai
in any mirrors
dare nanda? yada yada
Who is it? Oh my
yokubou wa kotoba ni shinakucha
You have to say exactly what you want
uu!
hora
See?
nya!
kiechau deshou
They'll disappear like that
Let's nya!
taiyou nanka mabushikutte
The stupid sun is way too bright!
yami no hou ga mugen desu
The darkness is way more free!
doki doki
Thump thump!
taiyou bakka mabushikute
The sun is so very bright!
yami no hou ga suteki
The darkness is way more free!
Nyaruko!
CAOS CAOS
I wanna CAOS
I wanna chaos!
moe yo konton muteki desu
Burn! Anarchy always reigns supreme!
waku waku
So exciting!
CAOS CAOS
una sera CAOS
A night of total chaos!
moeru you na kimochi
Feelings that feel like burning!
nyande?!
Why?!
wareware
We're
uu!
yoreyore
wornout
nya!
sekai wa dark
The world is dark!
cosmic!
Cosmic!
In the name of love, courage and hope!
The transformation scene came!
After the special effects heroes, you're watching a magical girl anime?
Wicked energy will not be forgiven!
We will purify these wounds!
Take that!
If Nyaruko could at least defeat enemies this way it would be so much better.
That way...
...all these gorey things...
Oh! That's right...
Boy?
What in the world is Mahiro-san thinking?
I'm curious!
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Mahiro-san, your love is piercing my body...
Hey, Nyaruko...
What is it, Mahiro-san?
Can your transformation cravings be satisfied by that kind of magical girl anime?
Huh?
The special effects heroes are the best, but...
I guess so, yeah.
What about it?
Alright, it's decided.
You'll become a magical girl.
...Yes?
How to take down enemies gently
So, what did you say you needed me for?
This is an amazing room!
Running just a takoyaki stand, did you take a loan?
We'd like you to make Nyaruko-chan into a magical girl!
Hey...
Didn't you do a magical girl show on the roof of the department store some time ago?
We figured you should know a lot about magical girls.
That's...
Well, I have a fair grasp on promises, so to speak.
I wouldn't want to become a magical girl after getting into my thirties like you, though.
Is that so?
Even if I round up my age, I'm still in my twenties.
Should you weigh anchor there and bind that which you hold dearest to its chains of salt...
the blessing of R'lyeh will be bestowed upon you.
Well, it's also to change her personality...
We're counting on you.
Understood.
I shall correct such a personality!
This is incredible.
Luhy, what's this place?
It's called the hyperbolic time cha-
Did you catch a cold?
It's what is called a discontinuity in time and space.
In here, the time goes by 365 times faster than in the outside world.
That's a pretty insane setting.
There's another world where you can accelerate time by a factor of one thousand.
In English, it's called the accel wor-
Stop it!
Don't you want to accelerate even further, boy?
You will receive special training here.
In the outside world, it will last two hours.
In here, it will last for just about one month.
One month?! That long?!
Silence!
Now, Nyarlathotep.
If you can overcome this special training, all your mannerisms will become that of a magical girl.
With a wave of your hand, you will cast smiles and love all around, and be everyone's friend!
Until then, you are but a background character! The lowest on the cast of characters!
Eh? Um, Luhy...
Don't open your mouth unless I ask you to!
With that blood-stained tongue of yours, you will say "Hanyaa" before and after you utter nonsense again!
Nyaa..?
Stop messing around! Remember it correctly!
Did your sanity level drop?
Hanyaa! Understood, hanyaa!
Let's wait outside.
Yeah. We shouldn't get in the way.
Good luck, you two!
Well, keep at it.
Wait a bit, Mahiro-san!
Don't look down on magical girls.
Do you think you can fight sadness and hatred like that?
Hanyaa! I'm terribly sorry, hanyaa!
Now, do you feel like calling me a magical girl nut?
Hanyaa! I do not! Hanyaa!
This will require a tremendous sanity roll!
The holy ring still didn't drop.
That's because the drop rate is one percent.
It should be time soon.
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, everyone.
Nyaruko?
Did you become one? A magical girl.
Yes.
I no longer fear anything!
What was that feeling just now?
Thank you for your work, Luhy-san!
Yeah...
Luhy-san?
This is...
An enemy... is it?
A bad little kid has appeared, it seems!
To protect the peace and harmony, I shall go!
In English, "anything goes"!
Hey, Luhy...
Did the special training really go well?
Why are you averting your eyes?
You should verify with your own eyes.
I guess I'll go take a look.
Good idea.
Nyaruko-san!
Haiyore!
Nyaruko-san!
Haiyore!
Nyaruko-san!
Haiyore!
Nyaruko-san!
Haiyore!
Nyaruko-san!
Haiyore!
Nyaruko-san!
Haiyore!
Nyaruko-san!
Haiyore!
Nyaruko-san!
Haiyore!
Nyaruko-san!
Haiyore!
Nyaruko-san!
Haiyore!
Nyaruko-san!
Haiyore!
Nyaruko-san!
Haiyore!
Nyaruko-san!
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Nyaruko-san!
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Nyaruko-san!
Haiyore!
Nyaruko-san!
Haiyore!
Nyaruko-san!
Haiyore!
Nyaruko-san!
It's time to give you your spanking!
This shadow is a crime against animation.
Nightgaunts again?
I will not forgive those who try to spread wicked energy in this peaceful town!
So it's that kind of setting.
If it's to protect everyone's smiles...
I will...
become a magical girl!
So please look at me!
Keyword: Nyarlathotep
In the name of love, courage and hope!
Magical girl, rolling Nyaruko!
No matter what happens, I will maintain my spirits!
I'm in a very... bad mood!
Hey, isn't she the same as always?
Not anymore.
You poor nightgaunts, manipulated by wicked energy!
I shall purify these wounds for you!
Charanda charanda!
Return, those pretty souls!
It's like the real thing!
She might really purify them.
Charanda charanda, kanido!
Hey, this is...
The dirtied souls of the bad children have been purified.
You've become really good kids.
Yes...
Good kids are those who have died!
Nyaruko?
I've already redeemed their souls, so I have no choice but to send their bodies up to heaven as well!
I have to...
What about explaining this, Luhy?
It seems I have drilled her a bit too much.
It'll be over soon!
It'll just warm up for a bit...
Pipilma, tetelma!
Come on!
There, simple isn't it?
I want to be stepped on by Nyaruko too.
You, shut up.
I may have bred the strongest, yet the most evil magical girl.
Not just "might"! This is even worse than before!
Really, I wonder if we should keep her like this.
I told you, her old self is better than she is now.
Then, what should we do, Mahiro-kun?
Why are you asking me?
Boy.
There is a way.
How?
As a precaution, put this on.
Now, which of you bad little kids wants to be next?
This earth is still full of bad little kids!
Being a magical girl is the work of a life-time!
Hey, Nyaruko.
Yes?
Good morning, Nyaruko.
Uh, yeah, good morning, Mahiro-san.
Huh? Did I oversleep?
Hey, Nyaruko.
Between the special effects heroes and magical girls, which one do you prefer?
Why this again, suddenly?
It's obviously the special effects heroes!
Is that so?
There's no other full-force form for you.
In the end, Nyaruko-chan is best the way she is now.
Hiro-kun lost.
I'm fine losing.
What are you talking about?
Don't worry about it. Just lay down.
By the way, Mahiro-san...
Where's the bad little kid who wants to go next?
shirokujichuu be with you
All day through, I want to be with you
yoku dekitara give me chu
If I do well, will you give me a kiss?
watashi ga anata no mae
If I were to appear in front of you
arawareta nara "zutto" nan desu
Then it'll be "forever" that I'm with you
suki toka kirai da toka
"I love you" and "I hate you"
kanjou izen ni zettai desu
It's even more important than feelings like those
nijuuyo jikan ana ga aku hodo
24 hours a day, so much I could burn a hole
anata dake wo mitsumetai
I want to watch only you all the time
uchuuteki kibo no love de I want you
With all my love, as vast as the universe, I want you
soba ni iru yo shirokujichuu
I'll be with you all day through
yoku dekitara give me chu
If I do well, will you give me a kiss?
hora sunao ni natte love me do
I'll be honest with myself, so love me do
kono chikyuu de randebuu
We'll have on this planet a rendezvous
kibou datte anata to iu
My dreams will always be for you
tokimeki ni deaeta
I found my excitement in you
yakusoku da yo zutto be with you
So I'll promise I'll always be with you
The love-filled everyday life between Mahiro and I has returned!
There's no love!
The title is is decided: Haiyore! Nyaruko-san W!
Why W?
That's because five teenagers put their colonies and their independance on the line in a fight to...
Wrong!
We're waiting for your inquiries!
Haiyore! Nyaruko-san W!
More love and 200% better!