All 120 million Super Blocks fans nationwide, the wait is over!
1st
Super Blocks
Championship
Tournament
We shall now begin the final round of the First Super Block Championship, brought to you by the Umenomori Group!
The dice have just been rolled, and the first one up is Serizawa Fumino!
The Tamo Cup has now begun!
ndde ndde ndde
nyande
Why?
Presents
kamatte kamate hoshii no
I wanted to be cared, cared for.
iiko ja nai toki no watashi
When I'm not obedient,
kawaii toka arienai
there's no way I'm cute.
Moshiburner
There, there, there.
sore sore sore
RABU
Love!
moratte moratte kudaisai
Accept it, accept it, please.
hijyou jitai ga nichijou desu
Every day is full of disasters.
suki tte ittara ji endo nyan
It's the end if I say I like you.
wagamama sonomama nekomama
My way, that way, the cat's way.
They're staring me down from above.
ue kara mesen no tenkomori
mike buchi
Found a calico.
tora shiro
A tiger white.
Welcome neko maneki
Welcome, a cat's invitation.
choushi ni noccha dame
Don't get full of yourself.
nyan daka yasashi sugiru no daikirai
For some reason, I hate it when you're too nice.
Happii nyuu nyaa hajimemashita
Happy New Meow, nice to meet you!
kimi ni ageru saisho no oobaran
The first overrun I give you,
nigeru kara oikakete
I'll run away so chase me in
marui sekai
this circular world.
rakki nyuu fesu chikazuiteru
A lucky new face is coming towards me.
watashi dake mitsukenasai
Look only for me.
hiroitai nara hiroeba iijan
If you want to pick it up, you should just do it!
Happii nyuu nyaa hajimemashite
Happy New Meow, nice to meet you.
guzu guzu shinai hiroeba ii jan!
You should just pick it up without hesitating.
Stra
y Cats
, Draw
n Out
And it's finally begun.
The final round of the First Super Block Championship!
Today with your host Naruko Kanae,
and commentary by the Umenomori family's butler, Tanaka.
Well then, let us revise the rules once more.
An eighteen-story high tower of blocks, stacked in an alternating manner, is built while playing Super Blocks.
Players have to pull out one block at a time,
and stack each block on the top of the tower, once again in an alternating manner.
You may use only one hand to do this;
using both hands is not allowed.
If the tower falls within 10 seconds of pulling out a block or stacking a block on the tower,
the respective player loses.
Oh, what do we have here?
What happened to Serizawa?
She's stopped in her tracks!
What the hell is this supposed to be?!
Cosplay as a baby and babble
Right, I forgot to mention this,
but should you fail to execute the command written on the block you pull out, you automatically lose.
HUH?!
By the way, as for the losers...
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!
...this is what happens.
Oh, we've already confirmed its safety,
so please, play the game without any concern.
You expect us not to be concerned?!
Stop kidding around!
What the heck is this?
I'm going home!
Oh, that's impossible.
Why?
The game arena is completely airtight to rid the airflow of disturbances,
and the air conditioning system is perfect.
So in order to leave the arena, you have to either lose and fall through the hole or win!
Isn't this false imprisonment?
It's a game!
She's right. Calm down, Fumina-chan.
But-
It's alright, isn't it?
Those who want to leave should just leave.
From my perspective, it's just one less rival to deal with.
Fine.
I just have to do it, right?
Just do it!
B-Baboo...
If you want to laugh, then laugh!
She actually did it!
That was awesome! That was so awesome!
I'll make you guys suffer ten million deaths!
Despite this, the game continues!
Oh!
Hold your pajama sleeve in your mouth
Nyaa~
Hold both of your hands up until your next turn
Bald wig
Just a dress shirt on
Just a
necktie
Wasshoi!
Well, some of them were a little erotic, but none were as pride-crushing as Fumino's!
Something about this isn't right.
Well, regardless of what you say...
Luck, it's all luck.
That thing called karma, you know?
That makes even less sense!
Well then, it seems as though it's my turn.
Kneel, you dirty pig!
Cosplay as Her Majesty the Queen
She even ad-libbed a line...
It matches you well...
I'll take that as a compliment.
This could become a habit.
I'll show you...
...that I, Umenomori Chise-sama, posses a transcendent technique that will leave you in awe!
It's Platinum!
No, it could be Diamond!
I, Umenomori Chise, can move so quickly and precisely
that I could even catch a speeding bullet!
She's explaining her own ability?!
S-She's good...
As expected of Chise-sama.
Easy peezy.
Well, let's see here...
"Choose a person and sit on that person's lap," eh?
That means...
H-H-Hey...
I'm innocent!
Glaring at me won't accomplish anything, Serizawa Fumino.
This is an arena set up by the Umenomori family.
There's no way I'd pass up a chance to set traps that would help me win.
All the blocks contain an IC chip with data about its position and its respective command.
Each one of the 108 sensors set up on the walls detect these.
That data is being transfered to the computer room...
...where the supercomputer developed by the Umenomori Group immediately analyzes it.
The results of that analysis are being sent to the otaku, Kikuchi, through a tiny speaker embedded in his special glasses.
The next one is 14-3.
Then the otaku, Kikuchi, sends me signs using his fingers.
In other words, I can get the blocks which are structurally safe and give me the commands that I want.
Please, don't forget our deal about letting me shake the hand of Kouga-chan's voice actor.
Just leave it to me.
Daigorou!
That's one down.
That's strange.
Although I told them to make everyone except for Takumi, me and Kikuchi lose,
why won't anyone knock over the tower?
You're doing your job properly, aren't you?!
Of course I am!
According to them, it's going to fall apart no matter which block is pulled out next.
Looks, like it's my turn.
There!
Well, let's see...
"Name a person of the opposite gender in here that you like?"
That's Takumi, of course!
Aha, I said it!
Damn you...
All that's left is putting the block on the top.
Good job, boobs!
Oopsies!
Even though we won; We feel as though we have lost; How could this be?
Is that a senryuu?
Send to Ieyasu-sama.
Chise-sama, 15-1.
Safe
Send to Ieyasu-sama.
Ieyasu-sama, 7-1.
This time around... You know, right?
Yeah, yeah, I know.
What's with that attitude?!
I'll do my job!
Have O's and X's written on your face
Go ahead, Chise-sama.
Have someone of opposite gender give you a massage
You're sure are quite skilled, Chise-sama.
You haven't hesitated even once.
It's all skill.
On top of that, you've only gotten the good commands.
How should I explain...
What's it called again, karma?
7-3.
Did she figure it out?
No way... That's impossible.
12-2.
What is all that?
Your 7-3's and 12-2's.
Nyaa?
Are you sure that she didn't figure it out?
Heh, it doesn't matter.
It seems like that girl of few words isn't planning on talking about it.
If we make her lose before she does, it won't matter at all.
You're pretty crooked, aren't you?
It's all for the voice actor's sake.
Man, that was close.
Please wait.
According to our calculations,
there are only two more blocks that can be removed safely.
In case Ieyasu-sama and Kaho-sama pull out both of them,
the tower will certainly fall apart on Chise-sama's turn.
Probably...
It seems that Nozomi-sama had this in mind when pulling out the blocks all along.
No way.
Is that even possible?
What are you going to do? Do something!
Do what?
If I lose, the deal's off!
So you're telling me to lose?!
I won't have a partner any more if you lose!
If that happens, the deal's still off!
It's the same either way then!
What's wrong? Ieyasu.
Well...
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on...
Kouga-chan...
A handshake with the voice actor.
A date with the voice actor at Comiket.
A recording session with just the voice actor...!
Nyaa.
There.
This four-eyed otaku...!
Heh! If the deal's off either way,
I might as well enjoy this semi-erotic game a little longer.
Now then, Kaho Ojou-sama.
Please, put an end to this game by your own hand.
That's an interesting proposition.
However, I'll be forfeiting now.
Forfeit?!
Yes, it was very entertaining.
Well then, everyone...
Have a good day.
Wow, isn't that nice? That was so close!
I was just kidding earlier. I'm sorry for saying something I didn't even mean to do.
But we're still on good terms, right?
The deal is intact, right?
Right? Right? Right?
The End.
Off I go!
Well, the number of remaining contestants has been reduced to half now!
Out of these four, who will be the one to win the crown of victory and the grand prize?
The latter half will contain breaks, and will begin after the seat change in 60 seconds!
Well then, as the half-time show, please listen to a song by me, Naruko Kanae!
Huh? Are we cutting that part?
Hey!
Now, the match is in the latter half!
Serizawa Fumino is starting off!
Hey, aren't these flipped over?!
Oh, that's how this works.
Excuse me?
These Super Blocks are mixed and automatically formed into a tower of over 300 blocks on the table.
As the game continues, it's only obvious that some of them would be flipped over.
The psychological aspect adds another level of strategy to this game.
You never even told us...
If you don't like it, you lose.
Well, whatever.
If I find a bad command, I just won't pull it out all the way.
Yup, yup, that's right.
I didn't want to use this, but...
This is an earphone I kept with me just in case.
I have to put my index finger to my ear so I might look strange,
but now that it's come down to this, I can't change my mind anymore.
Chise-sama, the next one is 4-2.
This is all...
...for the victory!
Glutes Exercises Bloomers
Wha...
What the heck is this?!
Yuusaku?
What's this supposed to be?!
Was it not to your liking?
It looked somewhat entertaining, so I decided to help out.
I'm slightly adept in voice mimicking.
Chise-sama, the next one is 4-2.
All of them will be safe, but perhaps a block with a slightly lewd command may go your way.
But please, do try your best.
Owwww!
What the hell are you doing?
Shut up!
So...
"Glutes Exercises in bloomers," was it?
I'm doing it...
Glutes Exercises.
Right.
Left.
Right.
Left.
Draw a circle.
Chise's cute.
Draw a circle.
Draw a circle...
Wow, that glutes exercise might end up as a legend.
I'm Tsuzuki Otome and I'll be doing the commentary from now on.
Well, let's keep going!
School swimsuit, old version
Brave Kaiser
Brave Kaiser!
China dress
Nyaa.
Sexy bunny
Well, how should I say this? Rather than slightly erotic, there are a lot more cosplay commands now, right?
I wanted to dress up like that, too.
Now, we're currently around mid-game and things are developing nicely.
Who will be eliminated first?
Huh?
A test run of a game?
Yup. The Umenomori Group's Hobby Department developed a new block game.
So we're gathering test players for it!
I see.
Why us?
Hey, listen up!
We need numbers for this game.
If you win, the Umenomori Group will give you any present you want!
A-Are you serious?
Yup.
How is it?
Did you fix it?
Nah, it seems like it'll be pretty difficult.
It's quite old, after all.
Buying a new one will be a pretty large investment.
By the way, what are you guys talking about?
As I was saying, we're going to be doing a test-
I'll do it.
That's rare.
Serizawa agreeing on her own accord.
I can get anything, right?
Then I'll do it.
And...
...I'm going to win, no matter what!
Clumsy maid in a bikini
What's wrong, Fumino?
I-It's nothing!
Shell bikini
Loincloth
Milo naked
Why do all the blocks that seem safe have such erotic commands?!
What are you doing?
Hurry up.
Time limit in 20,
19,
Hey-
18,
17,
16,
15,
14,
13,
12,
...it seems like it'll be pretty difficult.
It's quite old, after all.
I-I'm very sorry, Master...
Actually...
What the hell are you making me do?!
This conclusion doesn't make any sense!
You don't have to push yourself if you hate it so much...
Shut up!
Die twice!
I'm winning this... no matter what!
Winning?
There's no way I'd let that happen.
The reason I set up this game was to get in a nice mood with Takumi.
If everything goes well, maybe even an engagement...
Oops, I almost drooled.
Shoot.
W-What?
The first game of the latter half is heading towards an end!
It seems like we're about to reach some sort of a conclusion...
Try your best, everyone!
The blocks remaining that I can pull out safely are...
Kiss with the opposite gender
This is...!
So she noticed.
This was the true goal of the tournament:
A kiss with Takumi!
You don't have the guts to pull that off anyway, do you?
Just pull out a different block and let me have my turn.
Nyaa.
What's up?
What's written on it?
You don't have to see it!
Huh?
Kiss with the opposite gender
K-Kissing the opposite gender?
Takumi's the only guy here.
But...
If one of them takes this...
Nyaa.
I-I don't know about Nozomi, but Umenomori is totally up for it.
But, but that's...
That block looks easy to pull out.
If Fumino's not taking it, then I will.
Nyaa.
Eh?! Wait a second!
If that... If something like that happens...!
Then it will be gone before my turn!
Wait, that's not it...
Nyaa.
If that happens...
Nyaa.
Who would Takumi choose?!
Nyaa.
T-Then what am I going to do?
Am I going to pull it out?
Do I pull it out and kiss Takumi?
In a game like this? Even though it would be my first?
But...
What should I do, what am I supposed to do?
I don't want Fumino to take it,
I don't want Nozomi to take it...
But if Takumi takes it...!
Nyaa.
What's up with this atmosphere...?
I...
Nyaa.
...with Takumi...
Nyaa.
...with Takumi!
Actually...
NO!
Nyaa!
Eh?
Whoa!
It seems like the three have knocked over the tower!
The winner is Tsuzuki Takumi!
Is this okay?
Nyaa.
Maaaan...
And I went that far just to be with Takumi, too.
We're sorry.
Too bad...
Chise-sama.
It's your fault!
This is a test...
A test of love.
Here it is.
Your prize?
So what did you get, anyway?
Ta-da!
These are... our uniforms.
Umenomori,
here.
Remember?
You didn't have a uniform, even though you worked part-time here.
So, I thought: Why not change them all?
Though, it's a little sad that I got this prize from the Umenomoris...
Not at all!
I'm really happy about it!
Here, for you too.
For us too?
But what about the industrial mixer?
You said it'll be difficult to fix it...
Oh, it's okay.
I already asked the repair shop.
And besides, its age only makes me that much more attached to it.
Did you not like it?
I'm happy.
W-Well, I guess I'll take it.
There's no use for it otherwise.
But that was a lot of fun!
When that game goes on sale, let's play it again here!
That's right.
Maybe once more.
There's no way...
...that's gonna happen!
Die twice!
saa kaerouyo
Now, let's go home,
sukippu hitori futari sannin te wo tsunaide
skipping, holding hands with one, two, three people.
matteru kashira nyao
Do I just have to wait?
nukiashi nekoashi suruno
Taking stealthy, cat-like steps.
mou kaerouyo
Let's go home already.
yuugure ichineko nineko sanneko kage ga yurete
One, two, three cat shadows swing in the sunset.
mou sugu tsuku yu nyao
We're almost there.
ano kadou magareba soko yo
It's right there around the corner.
nakanai onna no ko
A girl who doesn't cry,
yasashii sugiru otoko no ko
a guy that's too nice.
gomen gomen gomen ne
Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry.
Daisuki na noni
Even though I love you.
iccha love ga ii
Love is the best.
sore ga iino
That is good.
uso wa hontou uso yo
My lie is actually a lie.
dai kirai
I hate you.
dou surebaii no
What should I do?
doushitara koi ni naru no
What do I have to do to make you love me?
ima mo zutto oboeteru yo
I still remember,
ano hi kimi ga iita kotoba wa
that what you told me back then was so nice.
yawarakai bashou hikikaita
It formed a soft place within me.
Reveal one embarrassing secret about Ojou-sama.
Reveal one embarrassing habit of Ojou-sama.
Ojou-sama's three sizes...
But why are they all related to Ojou-sama?
That's just coincidence. They didn't shuffle the blocks well enough.
The Stray
Cat Swam
Then mix it already.