Ready for invasion!
shinryaku junbi OK
Ready for invasion!
shinryaku junbi OK
Ready for invasion!
shinryaku junbi OK
Right: all clear!
migi yoshi
Left: all clear!
hidari yoshi
Let's go invade and give it our all!
zenryoku shinryaku let's go
INVADE!!
Squid Girl
INVADE!!
Squid Girl
INVADE!!
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Today is still at the height of summer
kyou mo ichinichi natsu ga kaimaku harikitteiku yo
yo! yo!
Go for the vanguard!
ichibannori mezashi
Advance on the road to invasion!
susumeyo shinryaku road
do! do!
The sun shines everywhere, a carnival circling the globe
taiyou giragira nishi he higashi he guuru guru carnival
good! good!
Summer stretches out
araburu nami koete
beyond the wild waves
manatsu no saizensen
My glittering sweat and the pounding of my heart
hikaru ase mo hazumu mune mo
are the rhythm of excitement
doki doki rhythm
Once you're honest with yourself,
sunao ni naretara
you'll be able to more, longer, better, I'm sure
kitto motto zutto gutto dekiru
Let's squid now with all we have, and dance!
zenryoku mood de ika dancin'
Run, run, run! It's invasion time!
run run run let's shinryaku time it "ika"
She's in squidly hyper mode!
hyper mode de gessoo
Run, run, run! It's invasion time!
run run run let's shinryaku time sir "ika"
Let's go squidly straight!
massugu gessoo
Line squidly up!
narande gessoo
Spin around!
guruguru mawatte
Goof off!
uneune ugoite
Flail around!
wakiwaki tonde
Go squidly now!
ika susume gessoo
Go! Go invade!
go go shinryaku
Go! Go invade!
go go shinryaku
Go! Go invade, Squid Girl!
go go shinryaku ika musume
I'm gonna win!
No!
And I win again!
Sonuvabitch!
Hey, Martin.
That trick's not fair at a—
Oh no!
The Mintendo DS is renowned ...for its durability, but...
I guess it can actually break.
What're we gonna do to kill time now?
Stop right there!
We mustn't forget that we're .still elite MIT graduates.
If we just put our minds to it,
we could make an even better console!
Wanna squiddle with it?
Lemon
Pasta •
Beer
.Octopus Dumplings
Beach House
Curry rice
Ramen
Yakisoba
And so,
we made our own console.
What do you guys even do for a living?
This has nothing to do with .outer space whatsoever.
No, no!
There might be aliens who like games!
Like hell there are.
It's a console!
There's one right here.
Let me see!
Aren't you a fan of video games yourself?
"Fan" would be ..putting it lightly.
Video games are my life!
In that case, please .try out our prototype.
Seriously?
I'd be glad to—
You like?
What the hell's wrong with you?!
As you can see, .it's unbreakable.
Give it a spin.
The games were made .by yours truly, too.
You can use another console to .play with or against each other.
Yay!
Thank you!
Come again!
Nobody's coming in today...
Seriously...
Sweet. Let's try out the Three Stooges' games!
Games ahoy!
What the heck?
The switch won't budge!
It won't move!
What the squid is this?
Owww!
Durability was their only concern...
Owww!
This looks so retro.
Just my type!
Let's squidding do this!
S-ta-r-t! S-ta-r-t!
Hey, that's me!
All right... Easy now...
Jump!
I got a pistol!
Eat lead!
I couldn't even hit it!
There's the castle!
The hell?
I don't have an inkling of what to do!
What the hell is this?
This is the worst game ever!
I can't even continue!
Piece of junk!
Eiko?
I'm sorry!
You can take that outta my paycheck!
Is that all?
I'll fix it myself too!
Wonderful!
Don't forget to work hard .when the customers arrive.
I promise, I promise!
Crap! Who'd've thought it'd break the friggin' wall?!
It's ink-credibly tough, all right.
Takeru's Challenge
Life's a Game
The Mystery of At-lantis
Hey! This thing has .more games on it.
Let's give 'em a shot!
All right!
Hi there! I'd like an eel pilaf!
Huh? What's going on?
They're playing a .new console, apparently.
Huh?!
I'm a customer here!
No, you aren't!
Job
Hero
Warrior
Mage
Priest
Black Belt
Merchant
Mages aren't bad...
but I think I'll be a warrior.
I wanna be an ink-vader!
Huh?
There's no invader in thi—
Merchant
Dancer
Jester
Idlemaster
Invader
Alien
Merchant
Dancer
Jester
Idlemaster
Invader
Alien
Dancer
Jester
Idlemaster
Invader
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Jester
Idlemaster
Invader
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There is!
Okay. Let's scout out .the town first.
Let's buy some gear.
We don't have any gold yet.
This is the beach house. We could use a hand!
Yeah, yeah.
This is the beach house. We could use a hand!
Okay! I get it!
This is the beach house. We could use a hand!
Shut up already!
And why the hell do you look like Takeru?!
Oh, there's trouble afoot!
The princess of the castle has had .a terrible fever for a month now.
We need the crystals in the cave north of here,
but a big, bad dragon guards them!
How the squid do random townspeople like you know that much stuff?!
That's an RPG for you.
...dragon guards them!
Sword Deathbringer!
Eiko Squid
Eiko did 6 damage to the slime!
You got it!
The slime was defeated!
Despite having such a powerful-sounding name, it was kind of a crappy move.
Eiko Squid
A winged slime appeared!
Whatever!
Time to grind you into XP—
What was with that slime?!
It was way too friggin' strong!
Amen!
That's not some squiddle .enemy I can take head on.
Ink-stead I'll...
Eiko Squid
Fight
Winged slime
Run
Squid Girl tried to run away!
She was surrounded, so she couldn't!
I couldn't squiddaddle?!
I'll become your ally .if you give me gold.
Classic gold sink...
Eiko Squid
A group of slimes appeared!
Ink Attack!
Eiko Squid
Squid Girl's Ink Attack hits!
Slash Attack!
Eiko Squid
Eiko did 23 damage to slime #2!
Slime #2 was defeated!
Hey, why do the higher-level moves have weaker-sounding names?!
I don't have any moves besides .Ink Attack and Tentacle Attack.
The controls won't budge!
We're here at last.
Ink-deed.
The final boss, the Demon Lord, is inside!
Shall we?
His ass is going down! His ass is going down!
Thanks for playing the demo!
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Bye!
In your dreams!
Ow...
What were we thinking?
That wasn't squidding fun at all.
Wanna play some actual video games and just forget all that?
So we play a good game to forget the bad?
Okay! I haven't played ..this one in a whi—
Hey! Someone give me a tentacle!
Coming!
Where am I taking this?
The group sitting on .the mats over there.
Okay.
Ayumi, take these too!
Ikayaki
Takoyaki
Onigiri
Pickles
Gyoza
Yakisoba
Kara-age
Ramen
Yes, right away!
You've started talking a lot more now, haven't you?
Why don't you continue working here?
I, uh...
Huh?
I... I'm sorry!
But... you were talking to Squid Girl .and my sister just fine a minute ago.
You ink she just hates you, Eiko?
That's not it!
Do you find her words harsh?
No! No!
Then what is it?
Uh...
Why is she treating me so differently?
What's the matter, Ayumi?
It's just that...
I can handle Squid Girl and Chizuru because they're not human!
Aren't you a squiddle weird?
Fried rice, curry rice, one fried chicken .combo, and one melon shaved ice.
S-Sure! Coming right up!
There's nothing unusual .happening here today.
It's too soon to tell.
Ayumi only talks normally to non-humans, and she's so friendly with me...
I'm also being observed by ...the Alien Investigation Team...
This isn't good.
Maybe I should ...tone it down a bit...
Excuse me.
Yes, Ayumi?
Is the food gonna take a while?
Oh! Wait a second!
Here!
Thank you!
You really do cook at inhuman speeds!
Inhuman?!
How fast do normal humans cook?
I need a reference.
Squid Girl?
Can you take over the cooking for me?
Ink-ay!
Recipes
Secret
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Recipes
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Secret
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Secret
I'm finished.
Yeah, I figured as much.
I'm not that much faster.
Ayumi's just overreacting.
Relatively, I'm quite normal...
There's no point if I'm not comparing ...myself with a human being...
Calm down, Chizuru! Relax!
Sis! One salt-flavored ramen and one curry rice!
Okay!
You're much slower than usual today, don't you think?
That's relative to me, right?
How fast would a normal person do this?
A normal person?
About that slow, I guess.
Okay! I got it now!
Got what?
I'm gonna wash the dishes slowly too!
And pretend the beer case is really heavy!
And let the mosquito bite me!
I'm pretty sure I look like a normal girl now!
Her physical efficiency is 67% lower than usual!
Unbelievable!
I'm on the case!
She doesn't seem to be .feeling well today.
Maybe she's coming down with a cold?
It's normally the cold that's .afraid of her, though.
Sis!
Watch out for the banana peel!
I can still avoid it at this point.
But if I do...
Nice one!
A normal person couldn't've possibly avoided that!
You have superhuman reflexes, Chizuru!
Unbelievable!
I have to slip on it.
Okay, what do I do now that I've slipped on it?
Nice one!
It's amazing how you slipped on the banana peel but didn't fall!
Inhuman!
Unbelievable!
I have to fall, too.
But how exactly should I do it?
Given how I'm falling forward, .I should end up face-planting the floor.
But on the other hand, my animal instincts would .instantly throw my arms out to protect my face.
Just how should I fall for it to be normal?
According to the laws of ...mechanics, my body would...
Pepper
Wait!
The sauces will make a mess if I fall!
They'd be a huge pain to clean up!
Wait. Thinking about everything while falling is probably abnormal too!
Okay, I'll just fall however—
But I'd like to minimize the damage!
That was one crazy fall! Are you okay?!
Yeah!
Banana peels are pretty dangerous, since people normally slip on them!
Dangerous?! A normal person would've died from that!
What?!
It'd be more normal to fall in a deadlier way?!
No, I meant a normal person would've .died if they fell the way you just did.
Chizuru, you're acting .a squiddle weird today.
It's just that... everyone treats me ...like I'm some kind of monster...
I'm just...
...a weak, shy, and... troubled teenage girl!
Nope, not seeing it.
I understand.
From now on, I'll talk to you .as if you're a normal person.
Really?
In exchange, you're not allowed to get mad at me!
Deal!
Sis, Squid Girl will do whatever she wants if you're not there to keep her in line!
But...
This'll make it easy to begin the first step of my ink-vasion.
Squiddie!
I got a new camera!
Pose for me!
I-I refuse!
Now don't be like that!
I'll squidding stab you!
Ready? Cheese!
Amazing! You're the best!
Such intensity! More!
Give up already!
Here! Look over here!
Splendid! This is great!
More! More!
More! Yes! Yes!
She's moving faster than a neutrino!
Unbelievable!
I'm actually pretty normal .compared to Sanae.
I shouldn't've been so worried.
Her hair's insane!
Squiddie!
Come on, Squiddie! Smile!
Just stop it already!
Hey, Squid Girl!
Time for breakfast!
Huh?
Hey...
Squid Girl's not in her room.
Maybe she went out?
This early in the morning?
You have a point...
Well, whatever.
We can start without her.
I'm sure she'll come rushing .back when she's hungry.
I'm digging in, then!
Looks like they have no .squidding idea where I am.
What do you ink of hide-and-seek?
I'm going to hide in the house all day today!
Oh no! Where could she be?!
Where are you, Squid Girl?!
Squid-sis!
Squid Girl!
Where have you been?!
We were so worried!
Thank goodness you're okay!
What were you so squidding worried about?
I was home the whole time.
I can't squidding wait to see the look on their faces!
Did you hear that strange noise?
Oh no!
Ink! Ink!
Did a stray dog get in the house?
It might be dangerous.
I squidn't have done that!
Huh?
Heh, of course not.
I was a tentacle's length .away from getting busted.
That was delicious!
It really was!
She totally doesn't know I'm here!
I'll grab my breakfast once Chizuru's done with the dishes!
Is she putting it away in the fridge?
How cruel! How tentacruel!
That was my sausage!
I thought she was gonna ...leave some for me...
She's such a pig!
I hope you get fatter than a beached whale!
I'm just kidding!
I hope you just think you're fatter but really aren't!
She's gone!
Gotta grab some grub before she gets back!
What are you doing—
Hey! What are you up to?
I'm playing hide-and-seek.
I win if nobody finds me .by the end of the day.
That sounds fun! I wanna play too!
It's not that easy.
I can handle it!
They'll find us easily if we .stick together like barnacles,
so let's split up.
No talking allowed either!
Yeah! Got it!
She has no squidding .idea that I'm here.
Hey, Sis! Where's Takeru?
Isn't he with you?
Maybe he went out.
Oh? He doesn't waste any time, does he?
Takeru's not the only one missing!
That reminds me... That Squid Girl...
I hope she's not planning to ditch her work at the beach house too!
Why are you okay with Takeru goofing off but not with me?!
Maybe she's already .at the beach house.
I doubt it...
She'd have the television there .all to herself, though.
Everything they say is so mean.
Okay! Let's go!
Yeah.
Take—
No, no, no!
I'm supposed to be hiding by myself!
We're back!
Those two still aren't home!
Squid Girl's probably fine, but I'm worried about Takeru.
Me too.
How tentacruel!
I'll go look for him!
I'm coming too!
This is bad!
Eiko, look.
Those two are probably hiding .somewhere in the house.
What do I do now?!
You're right, Sis.
They'll definitely come .back before dinner.
Let's start cooking.
Ten!
Nine!
Eight!
What is she counting down to?
Seven!
Six!
Five!
Four!
Three!
What's gonna happen when she's done?
Three!
Two!
One!
You're just in time!
It's roast chicken!
You were counting down with the oven?
Gotta eat it hot, no?
I guess so.
When I act strong, I can't be honest
tsuyogari de sunao ni narenai
I want to make up with you, but it never works
nakanaori shitai kedo
We just say whatever comes to mind
iitai koto wo iiatteru you de
and forget to say the really important things
daiji na koto wa ienai yo
This feels a little embarrassing
nandaka hazukashii you na
No, I just want you to understand me
chigau wakattehoshii you na
Neither my head nor my heart
atama to kimochi ga
are listening to you
iu koto kikanakute
I want to say "Thank you,"
arigatou tte iitakute
and although we quarrel sometimes
demo toki ni senaka awase de
because we're so close,
chikasugite kenka mo suru
I know you feel the same way
demo kimi mo onaji kimochi da to
I know that
itai hodo
so well that it hurts,
wakatteiru yo
but tomorrow,
ashita ni wa
we will laugh again
waratteru