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Akira reference.
Kaneda!
All yours!
What destructive powers!
End of lesson one.
Genma War reference.
The voicer for that line also did the main char of The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (1983 ver).
That lady seriously never ages. I've never seen her myself, but I'm sure she's like that...
TEACH US! RAILGUN!
Alrighty. Ask yar questions if you've got one.
I have one!
Could you explain the term synesthesia from the Level Upper incident?
Well asked.
A synesthesia is where one stimulus induces multiple experiences.
For example!
Ow!
Oh yeah~
And this.
Hmpf!
I hate you!
I like you!
I love you!
As you can see, the same words can have multiple meanings.
For you see, people are often indirect.
Speaking from my own experience,
a "no" generally means a big "okay"!
Kuroko!
No wonder I can never get through to you...
And that's got nothing to do with synesthesia!
Why?!
Really?
Boy, life sure is filled with surprises, so don't just give up, keep trying. Something's bound to change on the third attempt.
You people...
Do people really get brain freezes? I never do... Now, wasabi I can understand. That stuff is strong.
Kiyama Harumi
Starting today, I'll be your homeroom teacher. My name is Kiyama Harumi.
Nice to meet you.
I hate children!
A spoof of Ibu Masatou's song "Don't Blame the Children".
They are rude, moody, and always want what they can't have!
They make fun your dentures and wigs!
They like hamburgers and curries!
They even call you a flat-board!
Miss Kiyama!
Happy Birthday!!
I hate children!
I was gonna do a Bambi spoof but didn't get the chance... I'll just leave this note here, 'cause I did have one.
What is that...?
That is...
Ah! I know! I know! No need to say it! I get it! I get it!
I totally get it!
N-no... I haven't said any-
Don't worry! You think I'm just a kid and I don't know?
N-no... Um...
I get it! No one does it because they want to, right?
You tell him to "stop, stop",
but then the dad... you know, right?
We gotta send it off properly.
You've got it all wrong!
Japan's got a huge aging population and not enough children. So everyone, get married, make babies, and charge full speed ahead!
I know a good spot!
But there is more to the Female Streaker story.
Righto, righto.
After she consumes alcohol, she will evolve into Sandals Woman.
Evolve?
Righto, righto.
The evolved Female Streaker will wander the streets as Sandals Woman.
With nothing on except her sandals! That's the remnant of her evolution.
And it's Kouenji of all places!
Oh my goodness!
But when she senses people around, she'll turn back to normal and go home.
What the heck...
What a disappointing ending, right?
I'd get more excited with more people around. What a wuss.
Just like how those yellow rodents lose their cuteness when they evolve!
Gotta catch 'em all
My apologies to ****. I mean you no offense. I'm just seriously running out of memes.
Pika!
Gold, silver, or pearl, for a present!
BlueDia Laundry Detergents' catchphrase.
Animal Crossing references ahead.
A sea bass! Not you again! ...Seems like it.
An octopus! We're all set to pass.
A sea bream! A big grin! ...Ha, I said it.
A barred knifejaw! King of the rough coasts!
A tuna! After two nights!
Yes! Yes! Oh!
Haven't been to Takoyasu for a while. Their takoyaki's still big and delicious just as I remembered! The one in Okazaki's the main branch now?!
Musashi Milk's definitely the best!
Sure is!
Yup!
Yeah.
One bottle of milk to drink all your worries away! Bust up!
Maybe I can even get prickly heat under my breasts!
Of course you can! ...Can't you?
Remember that sweet powder we sometimes got with school lunches? (Can't say the brand.) Damn those were good. Now as an adult I can buy as much as I want! Drink as much as I want! Being an adult is awesome!
Let's see...
Jello, game console, joystick, cassette, manga...
And...
Undies, undies.
What a girl wears underneath is always a mystery. That cute girl in erotic undies would look... awesome!
A Breakout type game.
These walls are the Walls of Mystery.
That series used to be popular back in the day.
Hey, Kuroko.
What now, sis?
Have you noticed that Academy City is surrounded by walls?
No one can enter or leave freely, so it's like an isolated zone.
And?
I think I've figured it out.
Everyone inside's got the memory of living in the future pumped into our heads,
but we aren't living in the future at all!
This is actually the 21st century, and our lives are being aired on TV outside!
They watch it for fun, and we've even become a huge hit!
Say what?!
Again with your silliness.
Oh, oh! I saw a post like that on the Internet!
Or rather, I'm the one that posted it!
Good job, Uiharu!
Are you wearing your panties?
I am...
Really?
Of course...
Really?
Could you stop tricking her with these baseless rumors?
Obviously...
Really?
It's common sense.
Oh?
Most of the stuff on the Internet are lies anyway.
Sure is.
That's just a start, but it totally opened my eyes!
This city is filled with weird things.
There are even 2000 yen bills! They are in still circulation!
We never had them on the outside! They've all gone out!
They only exist here! Doesn't that bother you at all?!
I mean, cash circulation? That's cash!
I don't remember using that back on the outside!
Maybe they are using some other currencies outside!
Kaiji references from here on.
They use perika outside!
Oh, perika!
Yeah, perika! Not yen!
It says so on the Internet! I've even used some!
Seriously?!
I knew it, knew it, knew it! Of course, course, course!
Rock, paper, scissors time, right?
Walk the steel beam!
Buddhist phrases, Ikkyuu-san reference.
I shall ask!
I shall answer!
Commotion...
SFX from Kaiji.
Oh sis...
What? You still think I'm wrong with so much evidence?
The Greys! The Greys could be behind this too!
Exodus!
The color gray again!
Glay
No, silly, she means the band!
Geez, enough of that already.
Remember, we are in Academy City, sis.
Oh yeah! We're in Academy City!
Bravo! Academy City!
Yup! This is Academy City, our home!
Our home, huh?
No way! No way! It's Academy City!
This is Academy City. A city of various espers.
Nothing that happens here would be surprising.
To be continued?
My finger points forth, toward the destination
What could be waiting? Demise or fortune?
I will tread through any torment and trepidation
All I ask for, is the courage for an unrelenting conviction
For the sake of everything I dearly hold
"Please conserve electricity, 'kay?" part cut due to length constraints.
Sub Smith - 2010.06.02