Ui-ha-ru!
Did you make sure to wear some panties today?
S-Saten-san!
O-Of course I did!
Did you?
I did!
Did you?
I did!
Did you?
Of course I did...
A MORE COMPLETE RAILGUN
Thank you for waiting.
Here you go. It's the last one.
Bleh! I don't need this.
U-Um...
Did you want this?
M-May I?!
The publisher and producer are the
same, so there are no problems with this series!
Hm? Oneesama?
The Shadow of a Bookmark.
While the wind roars.
Abeshi!
Hidaku!
Tanaka!
I couldn't sense her coming at all.
Yeah...
I've heard some pretty interesting rumors about the dorm mistress.
I checked out some posts on the net!
That dorm mistress is actually...
Rumba.
Divine Punishment.
Knight.
Jalapeño.
That's what she supposedly did in the past.
What?!
E-Even if you say that... It still sounds like a lie....
Yes, Oneesama. Of course it's a lie.
It's true!
A friend of a friend said so!
That's right!
It was on the net so it's true!
The story was called "Sleeping something or other".
Right?
And that burning pet was the American soldier.
Yeah, yeah! Excessive self-defense, right?
Right?
Are they being... serious?
Right?
S-S-S-S-Scary...
10cm distance is important!
Didn't you know?
Been a while since I've seen that joke...
their lower parts were practically bloated.
But I was still young,
so it didn't bother me that much.
I want to eat some shibazuke.
Perhaps it's an abnormality? In the development of esper powers in Academy City,
the key point is establishing one's "personal reality".
In simple terms...
This.
Inside is a living cat.
However!
When I open this door, what would happen to the cat?
Do you know, Saten?
Y-Yes!
It could be dead or alive.
I wonder! Let's find out!
I thought people were starting to get
but I accidentally showed it. It's so cute!
SF Revival!
Revival!
Reviv-
Cheers!
A drink after work is the best!
Alright, let's start grillin'!
Ah! Meat!
Your failure as an Anti-Skill member means no meat for you.
No way!
Don't worry! There's no such thing as being a failure and not surrounded by meat!
I mean, just take a look at this amazing barbecue set we have!
Komoe-sensei...
Then it's time to get started and eat up!
Yomikawa-sensei, could you please pass the sauce?
Oh! Sauce!
We can't have a barbecue without sauce!
Sure can't!
Yomikawa-sensei, you really like "jan", don't you?
Not just that!
I also like the action star, Jean-Claude Van Damme.
The child inventor named Jean.
In Mahjong you have Jankyuu.
In the jungle is Jean Valjean.
Everything I like has got "jan" in it!
And there's still more!
For paintings you have Jean Cocteau!
And for cooking ya' got Akiyama Jan.
I prefer Kinryuu. But for this joke...
Y'know, I haven't seen Van Damme in a while.
Manga has Jump!
For drinking tea, we've got Jean-Paul Hévin!
Windmills, Holland, which one?!
In the mass walking in Kabuki Town,
there's a Hollander wearing a skirt!
Hey, Kuroko.
What is it, Oneesama?
About Academy City...
Don't you think there are a lot of windmills?
I suppose so.
Those windmills...
Are they really generating any electricity?
Even Holland doesn't have that many windmills.
This again? Why do you keep bringing this up, Oneesama?
I heard that too!
They're going to start taking down a lot of the windmills in Japan!
But still, they're still spinning, so...
They are windmills! Windmills!
This is Academy City! Academy City!
At this rate, we'll run out of electricity!
And what wind is possibly spinning them?
"Still spinning"?
You think it's some mountain wind? Mountain wind?!
That's just retarded!
So, here's what I think.
The windmills must be using more energy than they're conducting!
What?!
Oneesama, please refrain from saying such foolish things.
I'm being serious, Kuroko!
Something's off.
Something is definitely going on in this city.
A conspiracy? Maybe government secrets?!
These windmills are all part of a secret plan the government has!
And if what I'm thinking is correct...!
The Mars Migration Plan is the first part of the Exodus Project.
I saw it on a net post.
I've also heard rumors about it!
It... It can't be!
But only a chosen few can leave...
I'm only a Level 0.
It's not like that, Saten-san.
But can mankind actually pull off such a plan?
Extraterrestrials!
It has to be the greys! The greys!
Yeah! Yeah!
Ah, the grey color, right?
Stupid, stupid! We're not talking about the color, dummy!
Please calm down, Oneesama.
Ah, the grey color, right?
Stupid, stupid!
It is Academy City, you know.
Ah, the color, right?
Stupid, stupid!
You can't be that surprised about what happens here.
Ah, the color, right?
Stupid, stupid!
Yeah, that's true! This is Academy City after all!
That's right!
So it is! So it is!
Sauce it is!
So it is! So it is!
Sauce it is!
This is Academy City.
A city filled with 2.3 million students.
Whatever happens here isn't a surprise to them.
To be continued
Dear my friend
Every day and night
Always be with you
Dear my friend
Every day and night
Always be with you
Be sure to conserve electricity, 'kay? *biribiri*
Be sure to conserve electricity, okay? *puripuri*
Be sure to conserve electricity, okay?! *dondon*
Be sure to conserve electricity, please? *gushogusho*
Well... I had someone in the inside tell me something about ecology. In all honesty, it was a bit out of desperation, but... the world is thinking and making efforts about ecology, right? I only see things about ecology on T.V., so I'm a bit ashamed to say that I haven't been putting in the effort. The animation industry is still far too far from worrying about ecology; we have to work over night, and the company is just a big night less headquarter. We still use papers like crazy idiots, we use cars like crazy regardless of day and night when we're producing something, I seem to be unable to stop myself from smoking... Oh, but maybe stopping with the usage of celluloid sheets was already a pretty big step in watching out for the ecosystem. I think I'd like to first and foremost decrease carbon footprint by slowing down my breathing.
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