A M O R E C O M P L E T E R A I L G U N I I
It's a fire!
Feel my wrath!
It's burning!
FIRE!!
And this concludes lesson 1 of our program.
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SHE really doesn't age, does she? I've never met her in person, but there's no mistaking it.
Teach us! Railgun!
All right, then.
Feel free to ask any questions.
I have a question!
What was the Shared Sense Attribute that was used in the Lever Upper Incident?
That's a good question.
The Shared Sense Attribute allows one to experience multiple sensations from a singular stimulus.
Like this!
Pain
Pleasure
And in addition...
Hate
Like
Love
As you can see here, it is possible for words to hold many different meanings.
People tend to not express their true feelings in words.
Well, judging from my own personal experiences,
if someone says that they hate you often enough, it's actually quite all right-
Kuroko!
So that's why it felt like you didn't understand Japanese...
You've got it completely wrong!
WHY?!
No, that's just how life is. That's why you shouldn't give up. If you just keep attacking him, something might change after the third time.
Am I wrong?
Doesn't your tongue feel really weird when you eat ice? Not for me. Wasabi really gets me though.
What's wrong with you two?
Kiyama Harumi
My name is Kiyama Harumi and I'll be your new teacher starting today.
It's nice to meet you all.
Kiyama Harumi
I absolutely detest children!
They've got no manners, they're whimsical, they're always asking for the impossible,
they're always pointing out wigs and fake teeth,
they like to eat hamburger and curry,
and they're always calling people flat-chested!
Kiyama-shenshei!
H A P P y B I R T H D A Y !!
I thought up a long joke called the Banri of Kojika, but it didn't go very far... I did go through the trouble of thinking of it though, so I'll write it down here.
I just can't stand them...
What on earth is that?
T-That is-
No, no! I got this! You don't have to say a thing! I totally got this!
I've got it.
B-But, I haven't even-
I got this! Did you think that I wouldn't get it because I'm a kid?
W-Well, um-
I know; it's not like you wanted to do it, right?
It's like, "Oh, this one time when I was late," or "This one time, my dad..." isn't that right?
She needs to be exorcised immediately.
Japan has lots of problems these days, like people getting older and the decrease in child births. So, for now, let's marry, make some babies, and keep moving forward!
You've got it all wrong!
I know a nice place.
So, there's actually another part to the story of the "Stripping Woman."
I see.
Whenever she consumes alcohol, she evolves into the "Leather-Soled Sandal Lady."
Evolves?
I see.
In her evolved form, the Stripping Woman walks all around town in broad daylight...
...wearing nothing but the two leather-soled sandals on her feet!
It's something that's left over from her evolution.
On top of that, the place she frequents is Kouenji!
Oh my!
However, as soon as she feels the presence of another person, she comes back to her sense and goes home.
What's with that?
Sort of disappointing, huh?
I would only become more excited if someone saw me! Why must she be so prudent?
Oh! It's just like how that yellow mouse isn't as cute once you evolve it.
I'm sorry, Omitted-san. I had no bad intentions; I just couldn't think of a joke. You must get this all the time.
Gotta catch 'em all!
-ka!
Gold, Silver, Pearl, giving them away!
Suzuki, you again?!
An octopus. Looks like her "pus" has been seeing some action!
A sea bream, it just makes me beam! I actually said it.
Pichi Panosuke!
Pichi Panosuke.
A parrot fish, the king of all sea parrots!
Tuna, two nights straight.
I went to Takoyasu for the first time in a while. Their octopus is still big and delicious! The Okazaki shop is becoming the main store now!?
Yes, yes, whoo!
Milk just isn't the same unless it's Musashino Milk!
Indeed!
Yup!
Indeed.
Drinking milk solves everything! Bust size up!
Do you think I'll be able to do it as well?
That sweet powder stuff that they used to give us for lunch sometimes was really good. When I grew up, I ended up buying boxes of it. I drank tons! Being an adult is great!
Of course!
Right?
Um...
Agar jelly,
game console,
joystick,
cassettes,
manga,
and...
I'll need to grab some underwear, too.
Women are a mystery when it comes to their undergarments. Like, that cute girl over there is wearing such a provocative little thing...
Even a mysterious wall is still a wall This kind of thing was pretty popular . a while back .
Even a mysterious wall is still a wall.
This kind of thing was pretty popular a while back.
Hey, Kuroko.
What is it, Oneesama?
Academy City is completely surrounded by walls, right?
You can't get in or out freely, so in a way it's like Closed Space.
What about it?
I just realized this.
It seems that the people living here in this city believe that they are living in the future...
...but this is merely a thought that has been artificially imprinted onto them...
...and in reality they aren't actually living in the future at all!
In actuality, we're still back in the 21st century and our lives are being broadcast live on television to all the people outside.
There are people out there that watch us and enjoy it; it's nothing short of a form of entertainment for them!
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Now what makes you say something like that?
Oh yeah, I recently found a post on the Internet!
Well actually, I wrote it myself!
Good job, Uiharu! Are you wearing your panties?
Yes, I am.
Are you sure?
Of course.
Please don't try to confuse Oneesama with anymore irrelevant information.
Are you sure?
I'm very certain that I am.
Are you sure?
I told you that I am.
I see.
Besides, most of what you see on the Internet isn't true.
But that was only the beginning.
I noticed something else.
This city is filled with all kinds of strange things.
There are even 2000 yen bills in circulation!
When I looked outside the city, there weren't any at all! They were all gone!
Isn't it strange that they would exist only here?
I mean, the fact that there's money in circulation at all. I'm talking about cash! Cash!
I don't remember any of that from the outside world.
Maybe the currency that we're using here is different from what they use out there.
They use Perrys outside. Perrys, I tell you!
Perry currency!
I see, so they use the Perry... They don't use yen at all then!
It saw it on the Internet. I was actually using it myself.
Seriously?
I knew! I knew! I knew it!
So that's how it is! How it is! How it is! How it is!
We have to have a Rock Paper Scissors match then, don't we?!
Time to walk across the steel frame!
Question time!
I'll answer!
W H I S P E R . . .
Oneesama...
What's with you, Kuroko? Even with all this evidence, you're still a skeptic?
It's gray! Gray is a big hit here, too, right?
EXODUS!
It's all gray-colored again!
Idiot, not that, it's the singer! The singer!
Would you seriously stop it already?
Oneesama, this is Academy City.
You're right, this is Academy City. Academy City.
Bravo Academy City!
Well, of course. This Academy City is our home after all!
Our home, huh?
There is no city! There is no Academy City!
This is the Academy City.
A city where those with so many various abilities live.
Whatever happens here is no surprise to them.
To be Continued?
I point my finger at the chosen target.
Will my fate be despair or hope?
Within the fluctuation, I receive a sign.
I won't give into sadness.
Please grant me the courage to protect--
We cut 『Please Conserve Electricity』 due to time constraints